"A LS1 Cristmas Story"
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From: Wright Patterson AFB
"A LS1 Cristmas Story" Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this 4 cylinder motor,
To beat this damn F-body, even with it's LS1 power,
As the light goes Green and I pull like no joke,
The F-body erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the ROAR, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a BLAST!
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver lets off just to give me a holler,
You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly lil thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark "ricer high-speed fly-by"
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this 4 cylinder motor,
To beat this damn F-body, even with it's LS1 power,
As the light goes Green and I pull like no joke,
The F-body erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the ROAR, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a BLAST!
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver lets off just to give me a holler,
You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly lil thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark "ricer high-speed fly-by"
brilliant! 