top ten douchebag cars
02-27-2007, 09:38 PM
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that **** is funny as hell. fox bodies prob werent on there cuz when you go up to them they never even wanna race, just look @ you. LMFAO @ turbocharged takeout box
02-28-2007, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 04_turboed_neon
WOOHOO!!! I'M NUMBER 1!!!!!!
Now everyone,
the SRT-4 douchebags!
Devin
Now everyone,
the SRT-4 douchebags! Devin
CONGRATS!!! 
I'm number #6 and #5! .....hmmm 6 minus 5 = #1 lol
I'd like to find out what tool created this list and see what he drives. Probably a Hybrid or something along those lines.
Peace,
Craig.
02-28-2007, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAGER
I'd like to find out what tool created this list and see what he drives. Probably a Hybrid or something along those lines.
Peace,
Craig.
Peace,
Craig.
will utter phrases like "well what do you drive"
I guess I'd fall into #5, don't have an SS... but I have an SS spoiler which adds like 40rwhp.
02-28-2007, 08:41 AM
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Sounds like somebody has a bit too much time on thier hands and probably not enough green stuff to even buy the least expensive "douchebagmobile" listed above so he figures to vent to all others who have a decent set of wheels. Funny sh** though. Oh yeah I guessing I'm safe mine is a Z28 and 745LI hahaha
02-28-2007, 10:47 AM
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Number 11: Corvette "note" not Z06 lol 
The almighty corvette named **** on by middle aged men who flaunt gold chains and fake Rolexes. Not only do they think that the Corvette is the best car ever to grace the roads of this Nation, they also think anything else with 4 wheels is utter blasphemy. Maybe the slicked back greasy hair accompanies the aerodynamics' in hopes to improve the "styling" of the "oh so flush" Vette. Maybe the Hawaiian t-shirt buttoned down to show off your proud hairy chest that screams testosterone is a added luxury and a "must" in the corvette handbook. 6th gear is not needed, Sure it says 200mph on the speedo, but when you look this "cheesy" do you honestly need to go faster then the speed limit...? Continue to honk at young good looking women hiding the fact that you are just an assist. manager at the local Dairy Queen. But hell you drive a corvette, a legend, a road paver, nothing else matters. When you park it at night in front of your 500sqft apartment you realize your just another guy in this seeming less world, ... but when you wake up the next morning and turn the key to your pride and joy you are now a "somebody" a Christopher Columbus to men.
...Keep on Keeping on...
The almighty corvette named **** on by middle aged men who flaunt gold chains and fake Rolexes. Not only do they think that the Corvette is the best car ever to grace the roads of this Nation, they also think anything else with 4 wheels is utter blasphemy. Maybe the slicked back greasy hair accompanies the aerodynamics' in hopes to improve the "styling" of the "oh so flush" Vette. Maybe the Hawaiian t-shirt buttoned down to show off your proud hairy chest that screams testosterone is a added luxury and a "must" in the corvette handbook. 6th gear is not needed, Sure it says 200mph on the speedo, but when you look this "cheesy" do you honestly need to go faster then the speed limit...? Continue to honk at young good looking women hiding the fact that you are just an assist. manager at the local Dairy Queen. But hell you drive a corvette, a legend, a road paver, nothing else matters. When you park it at night in front of your 500sqft apartment you realize your just another guy in this seeming less world, ... but when you wake up the next morning and turn the key to your pride and joy you are now a "somebody" a Christopher Columbus to men.
...Keep on Keeping on...
02-28-2007, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by G-Z06
Number 11: Corvette "note" not Z06 lol
The almighty corvette named **** on by middle aged men who flaunt gold chains and fake Rolexes. Not only do they think that the Corvette is the best car ever to grace the roads of this Nation, they also think anything else with 4 wheels is utter blasphemy. Maybe the slicked back greasy hair accompanies the aerodynamics' in hopes to improve the "styling" of the "oh so flush" Vette. Maybe the Hawaiian t-shirt buttoned down to show off your proud hairy chest that screams testosterone is a added luxury and a "must" in the corvette handbook. 6th gear is not needed, Sure it says 200mph on the speedo, but when you look this "cheesy" do you honestly need to go faster then the speed limit...? Continue to honk at young good looking women hiding the fact that you are just an assist. manager at the local Dairy Queen. But hell you drive a corvette, a legend, a road paver, nothing else matters. When you park it at night in front of your 500sqft apartment you realize your just another guy in this seeming less world, ... but when you wake up the next morning and turn the key to your pride and joy you are now a "somebody" a Christopher Columbus to men.
...Keep on Keeping on...
The almighty corvette named **** on by middle aged men who flaunt gold chains and fake Rolexes. Not only do they think that the Corvette is the best car ever to grace the roads of this Nation, they also think anything else with 4 wheels is utter blasphemy. Maybe the slicked back greasy hair accompanies the aerodynamics' in hopes to improve the "styling" of the "oh so flush" Vette. Maybe the Hawaiian t-shirt buttoned down to show off your proud hairy chest that screams testosterone is a added luxury and a "must" in the corvette handbook. 6th gear is not needed, Sure it says 200mph on the speedo, but when you look this "cheesy" do you honestly need to go faster then the speed limit...? Continue to honk at young good looking women hiding the fact that you are just an assist. manager at the local Dairy Queen. But hell you drive a corvette, a legend, a road paver, nothing else matters. When you park it at night in front of your 500sqft apartment you realize your just another guy in this seeming less world, ... but when you wake up the next morning and turn the key to your pride and joy you are now a "somebody" a Christopher Columbus to men.
...Keep on Keeping on...
02-28-2007, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by G-Z06
Number 11: Corvette "note" not Z06 lol
The almighty corvette named **** on by middle aged men who flaunt gold chains and fake Rolexes. Not only do they think that the Corvette is the best car ever to grace the roads of this Nation, they also think anything else with 4 wheels is utter blasphemy. Maybe the slicked back greasy hair accompanies the aerodynamics' in hopes to improve the "styling" of the "oh so flush" Vette. Maybe the Hawaiian t-shirt buttoned down to show off your proud hairy chest that screams testosterone is a added luxury and a "must" in the corvette handbook. 6th gear is not needed, Sure it says 200mph on the speedo, but when you look this "cheesy" do you honestly need to go faster then the speed limit...? Continue to honk at young good looking women hiding the fact that you are just an assist. manager at the local Dairy Queen. But hell you drive a corvette, a legend, a road paver, nothing else matters. When you park it at night in front of your 500sqft apartment you realize your just another guy in this seeming less world, ... but when you wake up the next morning and turn the key to your pride and joy you are now a "somebody" a Christopher Columbus to men.
...Keep on Keeping on...
The almighty corvette named **** on by middle aged men who flaunt gold chains and fake Rolexes. Not only do they think that the Corvette is the best car ever to grace the roads of this Nation, they also think anything else with 4 wheels is utter blasphemy. Maybe the slicked back greasy hair accompanies the aerodynamics' in hopes to improve the "styling" of the "oh so flush" Vette. Maybe the Hawaiian t-shirt buttoned down to show off your proud hairy chest that screams testosterone is a added luxury and a "must" in the corvette handbook. 6th gear is not needed, Sure it says 200mph on the speedo, but when you look this "cheesy" do you honestly need to go faster then the speed limit...? Continue to honk at young good looking women hiding the fact that you are just an assist. manager at the local Dairy Queen. But hell you drive a corvette, a legend, a road paver, nothing else matters. When you park it at night in front of your 500sqft apartment you realize your just another guy in this seeming less world, ... but when you wake up the next morning and turn the key to your pride and joy you are now a "somebody" a Christopher Columbus to men.
...Keep on Keeping on...
Oh so true for many people. 
02-28-2007, 11:14 AM
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That's great. I got it forwarded to me months ago. So much truth to that really. Especially the Dodge Ram pickups. My brother drives a BMW 3-series too and we had a good laugh together.
02-28-2007, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by nickdotcom
these douchebags appear to network with other douchebags to form douche convoys.
Lol!!! when's the next f-body get together???