Damn neighbors....
The official "How to stop your neighbors dog from shitting on your lawn" Thread So I have had this problem of dog **** mysterously appearing on my lawn, and I had a feeling I knew who it was. Well, suspicions have been confirmed. When my wife went to move her car into the garage before the weather hit, she found the neighbor to our right standing in her yard (almost to mine) calling her dog to get out of my yard, and says nothing to my wife.
This has been a problem since we moved in (November 06). And I know she will try to say its my dog (my dog is 60 lbs.. hers is maybe 20), but say I were to get said bitch (dog and owner) on video... is there anything I can do besides call her out?
This has been a problem since we moved in (November 06). And I know she will try to say its my dog (my dog is 60 lbs.. hers is maybe 20), but say I were to get said bitch (dog and owner) on video... is there anything I can do besides call her out?
Last edited by DSIM; May 3, 2007 at 03:22 PM.
Get an airsoft gun, shoot her dog everytime it gets in the yard (if you catch it). Not as bad as a BB gun, just enough to scare them away. Or just let your puppy out in your yard when her's is...Pretty sure that little confrontation would be one sided.
William
p.s. You could always just take a dump on her porch...
William
p.s. You could always just take a dump on her porch...
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The official "How to stop your neighbors dog from shitting on your lawn" Thread I dont like to add to problems, I like to end them. So me taking a **** on my neighbors porch doesnt really stop her dog from shitting on my lawn. IMO, its not the dogs fault. If the owner doesnt establish boundaries, then the dog doesnt know any better. I just need a highly tactful way of keeping this dog off of my lawn.
Last edited by DSIM; May 3, 2007 at 03:23 PM.
Originally Posted by DSIM
I dont like to add to problems, I like to end them. So me taking a **** on my neighbors porch doesnt really stop her dog from shitting on my lawn. IMO, its not the dogs fault. If the owner doesnt establish boundaries, then the dog doesnt know any better. I just need a highly tactful way of keeping this dog off of my lawn.
witch is why my plan would work...just think..by taking a dump on her porch she will relize..hmm.. maybe he did that cuz my dog crapped all over his lawn..ok ill keep my dog on a leash, and have him crap some palce else. and she wont bother you ever again...
I have a 60-70 pound pit. Sweetest dog in the world until somebody unwanted tries to come in the house. He's also well-behaved outside our yard. I've seen him go check out other dogs on the street. But when a human or animal gets too close to me or the house, he lets them know. I'm pretty sure if I had your same problem, it would be solved very easily with one of those retractable leashes.
Originally Posted by 6-Speed Terror
i would say to let her know it is bothering you, if she still does not get the point then take some other action (listed above)
I agree... why haven't you tried going next door and simply talking to her and ask her to keep the dog on her own property??
J
Originally Posted by LT1wannabe
I have a 60-70 pound pit. Sweetest dog in the world until somebody unwanted tries to come in the house. He's also well-behaved outside our yard. I've seen him go check out other dogs on the street. But when a human or animal gets too close to me or the house, he lets them know. I'm pretty sure if I had your same problem, it would be solved very easily with one of those retractable leashes.
But seriously, have you or your wife ever said anything to her? Maybe start with some regular neighbor conversation and in a couple weeks ask if she knows which dog has been using your lawn.
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Originally Posted by TATER
I agree. It's uncanny how **** size is a direct relation to the poundage of a dog.
Originally Posted by 6-Speed Terror
how about some antifreeze mysteriously being in her dogs water
Just talk to her honesty is the best policy when it comes to matters like this. Just let her know you have enough **** to deal with your own dog and would appreciate his/her help in keeping her dog from droping a land mine in your yard etc... If they don't help or don't get it stoped then get the lawyer above LOL! Funny video!!!
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Originally Posted by |Drew|
Size of dog generally is proportional to its eating habits which relates to size of ****. It's not that deep.
