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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 08:40 PM
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Default Congrats to Yao Ming..

He's getting married.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slu...=afp&type=lgns
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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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He's ruined!! Look at what happend to Hakeem when he married that little 18 year old. Bitch wore his *** out and he was never the same!!!
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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 08:45 PM
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Ice Cube's lyrics "my jimmy runs deep" come to mind.
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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 08:51 PM
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And here we thought he had no game.


Sorry, Yao. It's a joke. We luv ya.
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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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And here we thought he had no game.

He doesn't have any game on or off of the court, lol. Have you seen a pic of her?? She'd have to sneak up on a water fountain just to get a drink!
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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 10:22 PM
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He doesn't have any game on or off of the court, lol. Have you seen a pic of her?? She'd have to sneak up on a water fountain just to get a drink!
LMFAO! Your brutal with that one lol! But its funny.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by mmiller
He doesn't have any game on or off of the court, lol. Have you seen a pic of her?? She'd have to sneak up on a water fountain just to get a drink!
lmfao
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by -Ross-
Ice Cube's lyrics "my jimmy runs deep" come to mind.
Put her *** to sleep

Baha, who knows. It might be like in that movie 'Bedazzled'... he could have an extremely small ****.
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He doesn't have any game on or off of the court, lol. Have you seen a pic of her?? She'd have to sneak up on a water fountain just to get a drink!


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 04:45 PM
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They need to have a little boy and call him **** Ming so he can grow up to be a rapper named lil' ****. That would be awesome!
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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He doesn't have any game on or off of the court, lol. Have you seen a pic of her?? She'd have to sneak up on a water fountain just to get a drink!
shes on blast
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 07:57 PM
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Dayummm!!! Look at that pic Ulysses posted up. She could eat a ham sandwich through a tennis racket with those chiclets!
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ulySSes
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Bwahahahaha!!!! i havnt seen the movie "It" in years.....thanks for the reminder!
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 07:59 AM
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its whats on the inside that counts.
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by myfault
its whats on the inside that counts.

Jim Carey in 'Liar Liar'- "Thats just something ugly people say."

"The inside" isnt the problem....its those teeth that are on the "outside!"
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 01:19 PM
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Yao came into our dealership and asked for help cause his girlfriend (then) wrecked his BMW 745LI into a tow truck a couple months ago, and screwed it up pretty bad.
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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yea, THOSE TEETH NEED TO GO!
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