cell phone directory....
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then when they say you have the wrong number, just say "no, i'm sure i have the right number....who is this?".
sometimes they'll actually give their name, and you have your answer.
once you have their name (and it's no one you know), you confront her with "who the **** is <name>?" and watch her eyes pop out of her head....




