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Joke time For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little Joseph told him; "I was walking
past your room last night and heard you telling mom you w ere pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be
damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little Joseph told him; "I was walking
past your room last night and heard you telling mom you w ere pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be
damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike
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