My Company Christmas Party experience sucked
12-21-2007 | 01:47 PM
#81
[QUOTE=Grimlock1968;8346507] A friend gave me the Office Space kit today. It came with the "Is This Good for the COMPANY?" banner, a Jump to Conclusions mat, an Initech mug, a mini red stapler, some TPS report cover sheets, a PC LOAD LETTER sign and a "case of the mondays" flare pin.
Anyway, we need an update!
"Yeahhh...We need to talk about your conduct at the Christmas party last night. Mmmk? Oh, and I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and pay for the steam cleaning in my car. Mmmk?"
[LOL I thought I was the only one around here that saw/remembered that movie. You forgot the guys stapler, someone took his stapler, he's not going to go anywhere until he gets his stapler back.
[LOL I thought I was the only one around here that saw/remembered that movie. You forgot the guys stapler, someone took his stapler, he's not going to go anywhere until he gets his stapler back.
Anyway, we need an update!
12-21-2007 | 01:52 PM
#82
[QUOTE=Morbid;8346550]
A friend gave me the Office Space kit today. It came with the "Is This Good for the COMPANY?" banner, a Jump to Conclusions mat, an Initech mug, a mini red stapler, some TPS report cover sheets, a PC LOAD LETTER sign and a "case of the mondays" flare pin.
Anyway, we need an update!
Got your xmas gift a lil early didnt ya?
Anybody know what he looks like? If so, give us a discription, I think we can first look in the unemployment line.
A friend gave me the Office Space kit today. It came with the "Is This Good for the COMPANY?" banner, a Jump to Conclusions mat, an Initech mug, a mini red stapler, some TPS report cover sheets, a PC LOAD LETTER sign and a "case of the mondays" flare pin.
Anyway, we need an update!
Got your xmas gift a lil early didnt ya?
Anybody know what he looks like? If so, give us a discription, I think we can first look in the unemployment line.
12-21-2007 | 03:05 PM
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I don't know why people post stories on here when they aren't true. What am I going to read next, a kill story from a VW bug owner beating a H/C ls1? LOL 
12-21-2007 | 04:15 PM
#90
I can relate. Every year my GFs company has a pretty nice X-mas party in their warehouse. They decorate, cater, have the gambling tables, attractions..........etc. Well, I am one of the main factors that they didnt have one this year. This isnt a party of 10 we are talking about. I mean a party for around 100 people. I was actually bartending at the beginning of the night, no body to do it. So some cute young thing volunteered to help. We started to do a couple dozen shots while in the course of serving everyone else. Her boyfriend was out mingling, as was my gf. So we slid off to one of the side offices...........Got caught........... My girl didnt find out until later, but a co-worker knew. Then a stripper friend of the GF showed up and starting sitting in my lap and acting like she wanted a piece. Her BF got mad and took a swing. I cracked him and we took out a couple of tables. They ran those two off. A couple hours later, I get into it with my GFs female boss. Over totally nothing mind you. A young guy stood up for me and said I didnt do anything, she is a stupid ****. Her husband came over and had words...............Then he got dropped. That was only what happened in my immediate locale. There were a few other choice instances. Such as the superintendent that ran his truck into a building across the street when he fell asleep at the wheel.
Happy Holidays!
Brandon
Happy Holidays!
Brandon
12-21-2007 | 04:20 PM
#91
I can relate. Every year my GFs company has a pretty nice X-mas party in their warehouse. They decorate, cater, have the gambling tables, attractions..........etc. Well, I am one of the main factors that they didnt have one this year. This isnt a party of 10 we are talking about. I mean a party for around 100 people. I was actually bartending at the beginning of the night, no body to do it. So some cute young thing volunteered to help. We started to do a couple dozen shots while in the course of serving everyone else. Her boyfriend was out mingling, as was my gf. So we slid off to one of the side offices...........Got caught........... My girl didnt find out until later, but a co-worker knew. Then a stripper friend of the GF showed up and starting sitting in my lap and acting like she wanted a piece. Her BF got mad and took a swing. I cracked him and we took out a couple of tables. They ran those two off. A couple hours later, I get into it with my GFs female boss. Over totally nothing mind you. A young guy stood up for me and said I didnt do anything, she is a stupid ****. Her husband came over and had words...............Then he got dropped. That was only what happened in my immediate locale. There were a few other choice instances. Such as the superintendent that ran his truck into a building across the street when he fell asleep at the wheel.
Happy Holidays!
Brandon
Happy Holidays!
Brandon
12-21-2007 | 04:30 PM
#92
well at least I didn't read everything in between the first page and this one..
would have been a waste of my time seeing how there are no pictures, and the guy that started this has dissapeared..
I'll check back later... LOL
would have been a waste of my time seeing how there are no pictures, and the guy that started this has dissapeared..
I'll check back later... LOL
12-21-2007 | 06:21 PM
#93
How about a bug beating a Ferrari?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTUGw...eature=related
Then you have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7uCs...eature=related
Not an LS1, but the bug runs low 10's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2LJJHIKvs
Another 10 sec bug:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXWXS...eature=related
Then you have a BBC powered bug:
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/9...dd01389813.htm
12-21-2007 | 09:52 PM
#98
To be honest, it was awkward for a couple weeks. But the bosses and us are good friends. We were there hanging out a couple weekends in a row. Boss lady is 31, great shape, and some enhanced 34DDDs that she loves to show off. GF is cool, we have a fairly "flexible" relationship. I seem to get out of alot of hairy situations.
12-23-2007 | 01:03 PM
#100
Lmao, I forgot about this thread, yes it is real. It didn't happen to me, I was gonna post that I wasn't the one in the story but forgot. The guy that it happened to had to talk to his supervisor and human resources, he ending p telling them he had family issues and the drinks made it worse. They are making him take counseling and drug testings.