can we add this smiley face?
A man pulls up next to a girl walking home from school and said: "If you get in, I'll give you a Lollypop."
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
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A man pulls up next to a girl walking home from school and said: "If you get in, I'll give you a Lollypop."
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
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A man pulls up next to a girl walking home from school and said: "If you get in, I'll give you a Lollypop."
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"
A sandwich walks into a bar, The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here".
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
You know I'm against deer hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before the hunt and shoot the deer.
My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
I'll be here all night!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
You know I'm against deer hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before the hunt and shoot the deer.
My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
I'll be here all night!
Last edited by Sharpe; Feb 27, 2009 at 07:22 PM. Reason: made the smilies links...
Why is the tomato red? It saw the salad dressing.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
I use to date a midget, I was nuts over her. But I had to dump her because she kept sticking her nose in my business.
A pair of scientist from Russia and Czech Republic were researching a couple bears, a male and female. After a while the scientists went missing. Hunters fearing the worst were able to track down the female and kill her. In her stomache they found the remains of the Russian scientist. One hunter looked at the other and said, "You know what this means don't you?" The other hunter said, "Yep, looks like the chec is in the male."
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
I use to date a midget, I was nuts over her. But I had to dump her because she kept sticking her nose in my business.
A pair of scientist from Russia and Czech Republic were researching a couple bears, a male and female. After a while the scientists went missing. Hunters fearing the worst were able to track down the female and kill her. In her stomache they found the remains of the Russian scientist. One hunter looked at the other and said, "You know what this means don't you?" The other hunter said, "Yep, looks like the chec is in the male."
Last edited by Golf&GM; Mar 2, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason: My poor knowledge of foreign countries
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A pair of scientist from Russia and Checkaslovakia were researching a couple bears, a male and female. After a while the scientists went missing. Hunters fearing the worst were able to track down the female and kill her. In her stomache they found the remains of the Russian scientist. One hunter looked at the other and said, "You know what this means don't you?" The other hunter said, "Yep, looks like the chec is in the male."
