So the girlfriend is moving in and I need my parking space back.
She says that hooligan hotrod has to go and I guess she’s right. She says that it’s time to grow up and put away childish things and let our relationship blah blah blah. That’s when I go to the basement with a 6 pack to try to figure out what the hell happened to me and then I remember the one thing in this world that I’m certain of. That vacuum ain’t gonna push itself so I better man up and ditch the yard ornament.

This old Chevy was once my daily driver, then my weekend car until I only drove it a few times a year and that’s how we arrive here. Despite the fact that she has probably provided more happy memories than my girlfriend has, and has been with me for far longer I can no longer find the time or suitable space to do even basic maintenance and she deserves a roof over her head and somebody willing to take better care of her.

Some of the particulars include:
A small block 350 with newer Edelbrock carb and HEI system ensure that she stands eternally ready to do your evil bidding at the bump of a switch and blip of the throttle.
Mild cam and Sanderson headers with Smithy mufflers
Saginaw 3spd on floor and 10 bolt rear
Newer BFG T/As, smooth rims and brakes (Maybe 100 miles ago)
Aftermarket under dash A/C. Vintage Air universal kit I think
Lowered… a lot. The cheap, old school method
Older interior is reupholstered in Red and White, but has some sun fading
Solid body and frame with some bubbles starting under the paint

I also have a ton of spare parts like:
Excellent windshield
Great set of fenders
Lots of extra interior trim
Saginaw 4spd

If you read my email then you know that I have ZERO interest in trading for another car.
There may be a little room to maneuver on the price but for God’s sake, if you want to make an offer, do it face to face like a man.
Additionally I will not respond to Rwandan Generals or random wierdos who want to trade fence painting, magic beans and pedicures for automobiles nor will I reply to knuckleheads who would fire off dollar figures via email on a car they’ve never seen.

* Location: The mean streets of Reston
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests