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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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Talking Going to dealer Part2

Walked in blah blah blah same bullshit dealer talk. Well the CTSV had about 30k more miles than what I was told. I was told it had 25k miles; it had 54k miles. Test drove it, it drives like a dream. Real nice car. Burned some rubber took some sharp dangerous turns, made the dealer lady crap her skirt

Im talking to them in english they talk to me in spanish wtf! i mean yeah my face says mexican on it but man come on hahaha.

Almost punched the guy when he told me what they would give me for my hawk. He said 7.5k but because it was a special edition hell give me 9.5k We talked for 30 mins, they chopped 2k off caddys price and upped my trade in value 1.5k.

So more bullshit dealer talk. Lady wants me to take the car, and even offers some dome. I say ok; she finishes. I tell them Ill think about it. Lady says Ill walk you to your car and holds my hand. we make out and I get in my hawk.

As im leaving the dealer i switch the cutout open. Mind you, no cats and LTs sounds sexy. A group of dealer pubes i mean people were looking at me as I turn on my car. Smiles on their faces and talking amongts themselves about my car. My Hawk tells me "Victor, dont you ever do this again" I say "Im sorry kit" I grab my hawks shifter Oh Ever So Gently and RAM it into First!

I Leave the dealer pretty much saying "YOURE NOT GETTING THIS HAWK ********!!" While burning rubber through 1st and 2nd
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 08:42 PM
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hahahaha
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 08:46 PM
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well atleast u made out with the lady at the dealer....btw ctsv's are the ****
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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Please PM the name of the dealership where a bj is part of the negotiation process.

If she takes the t-bag, I'll get the floormats and GPS too.
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BigDaddyBry
Please PM the name of the dealership where a bj is part of the negotiation process.

If she takes the t-bag, I'll get the floormats and GPS too.
and dont even have to buy the car!
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 09:18 PM
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lol.....funny ****.
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 09:19 PM
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oh thats what "dome" means hmmm.. i NEVER make out with a ho AFTER a bj thats just weird
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Old Oct 18, 2008 | 09:36 PM
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Haha nice story.
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Originally Posted by BigDaddyBry
Please PM the name of the dealership where a bj is part of the negotiation process.

If she takes the t-bag, I'll get the floormats and GPS too.
ditto, pm me also ASAP, got some free time tomorrow
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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by hlaalu
oh thats what "dome" means hmmm.. i NEVER make out with a ho AFTER a bj thats just weird
^^^^^ lmao!

The story was rather funny, but your hawk was right. Never do that again!
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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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HAHAHAHA!!!! life lession #73
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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 05:29 PM
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did all that really happen?..... if so also pm me the dealer location!lol
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