The guy at autozone
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The guy at autozone
So neways theres this guy at autozone who has a red trans am. I complemented on in a couple times and asked him if he was going to throw a ws6 hood on it and he always said nah it has a ls1, and then i told him its a hood and he looked at me all confused. So neways i cruise in today to pick up a license plate light for my bike, which they didnt have, but neways i look at this guys trans am and he put on those sticky hood scoop things that look like **** are held on my 3m double stick and are black. So i think we all need to go in to the autozone off mission and riverview, line up and take turns slapping the **** outta him.
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I went to the AutoZone in Mira Loma yesterday & left pissed off. I was told that they do not loan Code Readers anymore. The guy (dumbass) behind the counter said it was because California passed a law that they couldn't do it anymore.
So why I was there I thought I would pick up some Spline Drive Lug Nuts for my new Weld racing Wheels. I couldn't remember the thread measurement that I needed (I know my fault)...so I asked the same guy (still a dumbass). He asked if I was talking about the studs, I said no LUG NUTS (I said it slow so he could understand). He then asked me if my car had a V6 or a V8 Then he asked me if it was for the stock wheels. I told him no they are for after market wheels, he then replied that I needed to go to a wheel shop because they only sell parts for stock cars. I told him that it didn't matter if it was stock or custom the thread pattern was still the same. He said no it won't be because it is not stock... I replied I am not changing the studs only the style of LUG NUT. He gave me a blank look, and said he couldn't help me.
I walked out swearing & telling everybody in the store they are buying parts from morons.
So why I was there I thought I would pick up some Spline Drive Lug Nuts for my new Weld racing Wheels. I couldn't remember the thread measurement that I needed (I know my fault)...so I asked the same guy (still a dumbass). He asked if I was talking about the studs, I said no LUG NUTS (I said it slow so he could understand). He then asked me if my car had a V6 or a V8 Then he asked me if it was for the stock wheels. I told him no they are for after market wheels, he then replied that I needed to go to a wheel shop because they only sell parts for stock cars. I told him that it didn't matter if it was stock or custom the thread pattern was still the same. He said no it won't be because it is not stock... I replied I am not changing the studs only the style of LUG NUT. He gave me a blank look, and said he couldn't help me.
I walked out swearing & telling everybody in the store they are buying parts from morons.
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wtf... you actually stumped the guy at autozone?
i thought they were all-knowing car gurus.
like this one time i also needed lug nuts and came to the counter to confirm i picked the right size off the shelf. i had picked up a package of 12 x 1.5 and the guy behind the counter said that i was wrong and picked up the wrong package because i needed "twelve by one point fifty."
what would we do without these guys?
i thought they were all-knowing car gurus.
like this one time i also needed lug nuts and came to the counter to confirm i picked the right size off the shelf. i had picked up a package of 12 x 1.5 and the guy behind the counter said that i was wrong and picked up the wrong package because i needed "twelve by one point fifty."
what would we do without these guys?
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No code readers lended anywhere now. Dealers here were using them to clear codes on dealer cars so they stopped lending them out.
BTW there is a v6er here that has those 3m scoops. They want 11k for a 120k mile riced out bird.
BTW there is a v6er here that has those 3m scoops. They want 11k for a 120k mile riced out bird.