allowing a muffler shop to attempt at welding my subframes and starting a fire under the car, accidently taking a sharp turn around a high curb in the lowered lt1 in a parking lot full of people.

 

I maxed out my 96 z28 6 speed with my wife going to the hospital for a sonagram. The spedo was hitting peg for about 5 miles and when I decided to slow down to 120 I came over a hill and a cop pulled out on the bottom of the hill. I smoked the brakes trying to slow down but, the cop just kept going. I just knew I was going to jail.

 

^^^^

So i am guessing the cop didn't pull you over?

 

I have no idea how but i didnt. I realized that is to fast for a car on a public road. I passed a line of cars like they were standing still. I had to doing at least 160.

 

letting my little brother "test drive" my car. he drives an 04 gli jetta. so the difference is like night and day. he stalled several times b4 leaving the parking spot. i then proceeded to slap the **** outta him and take my keys back

 

LOL that'll learn em.

 

I don't ever let people learn on my clutch! I give it enough abuse as it is, I don't need help...

 

ummm I don't let anyone drive my auto.. only two people have my brother in law, had to he let me drive his 335i, and my dad, my dad drove like an old man so I knew the car was safe.

 

the one i remember was sitting in a parking lot chilling and on my phone and i ripped some stinky ***...really bad...and a friend musta seen me and hopped in really quick...needless to say she almost threw up it was imbarrising...

 

Dude thats awesome... Hells yeah the gift that keeps on giving.. if the windows are up.

 

This is fun lets see:

Driving home completely smashed doing about 75 in a 45 and see a cop coming the opposite way, I see him and I FLOOR it doing about 100+ and loose him!


Let my ex drive my car, PERIOD! (Nothing happened, just the idea)

Thats about it, Oh and Drove home drunk once, and I tried a donut and the nose of the car ended up on the curb! ha ha ha ha ah ha

 

Remind me to not let you anywhere near my car.... I am teasin man. but wow no more drinking for you... Or even better yet swallow your keys before you drink. that way you have to wait a long time to drive.

 

Driving my car while overheating and cracked my cylinder heads then when it came time to rebuild I forgot to put thread sealer on the head bolts and didn't torque them down correctly ...ended up with spun rod bearings ! ..damn newbie !

 

Started to remove the stripes in the wing and then the paint started coming off, hahaha, the cracks lead to good conversation though

 

Dude I got pulled over completely Hammered off 3/4 of a bottle of Jack! When the cop asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" All I say was, BC I was driving like an idiot!"

He pulled me over for tinted windows and let me go with not even a fix it ticket!

I used to do a lot of drunk driving, I mean a lot when I was younger when I used to drive a Cammed Civic. lol Not anymore!

 

It's a cammed civic thats like saying I date a stripper with 10 kids, she might be hott but she is still just nasty.

 

That is almost sig worthy... ha

 

Or you could say it's like being the smartest kid on the sped bus.

 

LMAO

To good! ha ha ha ha ha .

Its like they say, a fast honda is like coming out of the closet, At first everyones excited but in the end your still a ******.

 

Yeah that one was freakin hilarious. but really if you crashed a cammed civic it would be like crushing an old 24 oz. milwakees best to, just so you can start on a six pack of sam adams.