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Sep 10, 2009 | 01:24 PM

C5natie

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Ricer Comedy

This is old but still funny. Hadnt heard it in a while. For those who havent heard it,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oArzG2zGXj4

Sweet 350Z,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N...eature=related

Sep 10, 2009 | 01:40 PM

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Seen it for the first time...hilarious!

Comedian: "What's the wing for?"
Ricer: "It's for traction you dumbass."
Comedian: "You realize you have it on the trunk of a front wheel drive car. That's good for hydroplaning..."

"I think we just got passed by a weedwacker."
"You're not supposed to mow your lawn at 75mph."

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Sep 10, 2009 | 01:47 PM

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lmao @ the nicest thing on his car are his factory wheels!!!!!! lmao hilarious lol this seriously made my morning lol

Sep 10, 2009 | 02:47 PM

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seen the 350z thing before... but the comedian never...

that comedian is funny as hell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5193mwKS3-w

Sep 10, 2009 | 05:45 PM

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next time i get in an honda ima say holy **** im in a race car.... lol...

Sep 10, 2009 | 06:34 PM

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Funny ****

Sep 10, 2009 | 07:22 PM

violent_celerity

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i thought up a ricer joke the other night..

Honda Civic: the only racecar you can deliver pizzas in.

after seeing a Dominos delivery driver in a civic driving like a dumbass.

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Sep 10, 2009 | 09:21 PM

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"You can't mulch at that speed" LOL never seen that before. seen that garbage *** 350 before tho

Sep 10, 2009 | 11:32 PM

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hahaha

sad thing is that every point he makes is tru!!!

Sep 11, 2009 | 12:23 AM

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Seen em both but they are still funny as hell

Sep 11, 2009 | 01:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by violent_celerity

i thought up a ricer joke the other night..

Honda Civic: the only racecar you can deliver pizzas in.

after seeing a Dominos delivery driver in a civic driving like a dumbass.

I know someone who delivered pizzas in a firehawk back in highschool.......