lmao, or accuse me of lying

 

50 bucks FTW!!!

 

^ your weird

 

that too. either way you're screwed and not in that way b/c by the time it's all said and done don't even think about getting that

 

Yes you are pretty hot...Nice *** and large breasts also... What does your shirt say again?

 

i had that at the bar one night! was talking to this hot chick and her "fat" friend trying to get the hot chick home, when she tells me "what about my friend?" i can't leave her. so i said "fine! if i have to **** her to **** you? then ok!" but i want the lights off and a bag over her head!!!

yeah! you guessed it! i didn't get none. had to go home to the wife!!

 

...wait...brandy told me josh asked her that...its brandy!!!

 

I don't know I can't read upside down. Come look for me.

 

hahahha ya for sure... or if your old man river, she'll cut off your viagra supply line for a week

 

Fat friendly FTW...

 

so brandy is her name? still doesn't help me out any. got me wondering though on who this girl is and what she looks like.

 

chris say's he will pay you when you get here!!

 

first off im guessing the secretstalker is the girl that drives the red ta vert?

But on another note. i come home to see my dads lifted f350 smashed in on the side, and a tore up flat tire in the bed, not sure what happened but i bet my dad is pissed.

 

I'm caka for coo coo puffs...

 

idk for sure though...josh could have the same pick up line for all ladies!

 

i knew the tire blew out, your dad left the same time i did after the movie, and said your mom got a flat, but whats up with the smashed-ness? was it an accident?

 

so $50 for the fridge?

 

ok! picture jennifer aniston!! now go to the other end of the scale!!! j/k

 

i don't need no instructions to know how to rock...Or pick up lines neither...

 

Wow how did you know thats what I looked like? Who told you?