i hope ur smoother with those hands when the ladies r around...

 

tetanis shot? you're supposed to get them if metal cuts you? wow.. idk how many times i should've got one by now.

 

wow i didnt know what i should get one everything i work on something lol.

 

lets see I woke up thought ahhh its only pooring down rain, its not like its a hurricane or anything and decided to ride the motorcycle to class. Yeah bad idea i was ready to be a little wet but not wet like rolling on asphalt wet. Well guess what thats what I did after some Mazda 3 cut me off and I had to swerve and brake, NOTE: bad idea on a bike in the rain END NOTE. well after playing in the puddles i had to pick up the shambles of my bike wait another hour in the rain and still proceed to class. At which point people just believed I am a world class idiot and like to play in the rain for hours in full clothing. Now I have to deal with insurance crap, I swear in the last 14 months there has been maybe 3 that I havent been dealing with some kinda insurance crap

Hey but then the weekend happened and I showed my real idiot skills by 60oz. magarita I own you in 20min.

 

^^^^^^ i think we got a new leader for the thread. Dam you guys are having some bad times lately... I hope I don't have anything to top you guys for a long time

 

which is why i haven't touched my bike in about a month :lol its been sitting in my garage sleaping while i commute (sp?) in the z28

 

the dumbest thing i did was broke a sparkplug on myi camaro. When did I break it? who knows lol i didn't notice untill sunday when i was changing my power steering pump. it turns out my dipstick came loose and broke the end off of one of the sparkplugs. But that was just an excuse to replace all sparkplugs and its running like a champ now. I hadn't noticed it was broken because i had been shifting at about 2500 lol because of the rain i'm stuck commuting in my car so i had been trying to do what i can to save gas (by the way its not working lol still wastes a lot) but once i replaced them all man it made a huge difference

 

I talked back to my abuelita...... she beat me silly with a wooden spoon...

 

lol haha

 

<<<<<<hahahahahahha that was grandma lol

 

I'm kidding.... I'd never talk back to abuelita...

 

no u only have to get them every few years..im pretty sure its every 6years

 

+1 i thought it was 7 years though. i got one when i fell off my bike and had asphault dug into my forearm

 

I tried talking to this gorgeous MILF at the mall only to find out her son was the same age I was.....and he began talking ****.....i was gonna have to defend myself inside of Macy's. The funny part about it....is that she was actually gonna give me her cell phone number right before he got there

 

How is that stupid... I would done the same thing except..... I would beat him(son) silly with a wooden spoon......

 

Hurrayy Hurrayy

we gotta Milf Hunter on the block

 

Yeah youre right maybe not stupid....i just thought it was funny

 

I told my g/f that it wasn't the engagement ring I was afraid of, it was the baggage that comes with it.

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh....... you win!

 

Not at all pimp...