Eaaaarthquaaaaaaaake!
oh hell no, you cant run from an earthquake, you can at least see a tornado and ****** move. we had twins touch down right b4 i moved to utah, that was fun, tore up the west side of town. we have flash floods too.
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First thing i did was look outside to see if anything happened to my car. HAHAHA

"Yeah there has been an earthquake!"
"No **** you ******* idiot!?
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" on a brighter note...nuthin like knowing ur bitch exgirlfriend lives in the epicenter of such an event..

