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"The mushroom stamp is over the holiest of acts one can conduct while on earth. There are certain things that you humans can do to receive a "get out of jail free card" as you would call it in that Satanic Monopoly game. You can either die for me to show your love or give a girl a mushroom stamp in public.
He is now of the holiest of the holy. Condemn him for his holy actions and you shall all burn."
Now THAT'S funny.
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that girl is NEVER going to hear the end of it.
highschool prom...."come on baby, let me just give you a mushroom tattoo."
at a bar showing her i.d. bouncer "wait a sec..."
"i swear its not a fake!"
"no no your that mushroom tattoo girl, arent you?!"
thinking her boyfriend will pop the question of marrage "honey, i want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you make me the happiest man in the world, and let me slap your face with my ****?"






