k_garretson23

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Warning: This thread contains the story of the slaughtering of a poor puppy. Some may consider this read humorous, others may think its a waste of time. Read at your own risk


You ever know that guy that owns some pos that was never intended to go fast let alone merge onto the highway safely that swears its faster than a veyron? Yea, we all know that guy. Well this one comes in form of some twiggy little tool bag in my legal systems class rolling around in a 2003 dodge avenger, you see where this is going. Kid claims his avenger runs 12.1 and 130mph (lol) and he insist on trying to talk cars with me because he seen my ws6 as my laptop wallpaper. He calls me out consistently and i never give him the time of day until yesterday.

So leaving class mergine onto the highway i notive a white dodge avenger riding my bumper. It was obnoxiously loud due to the custom muffler delete. So here we go i figured instead of just going in 5th gear and rolling away from him i would humor him (and myself) and just go all out. Low traffic so i yell to him 3 honks from 35 you can honk it off. So i drop it into first he honks it off and goes. I let him go out for about 3 seconds before punching it and in what felt like half a second i had an obnoxious amount of bus lengths on him lol. I shut it down at about 125 and he was nothing more than a spec in my mirror.

Today I walk into class and this kid continues to talk trash, "this kid cant win a race without spraying" saying things like "he must have a 250 shot" I just laugh and tell him to think what he wants and enjoy his 12 second avenger.

F-Body_4_Life

Make a bet with him. Tell him he can search and if he finds nitrous you'll give him $50, but if he doesnt then he has to give you $50.. This is a chance to make money off of his damn *** or make him look more like a dumbass.

Sticks n Stones

yeah most of us have met tool bags like him. So overflowing with **** that common sense can't find a way into there thick skulls. You need to find somebody with a V6 Accord/ Camry/ etc. all stock and have them destroy him also. Only way he will learn the harsh reality of how slow his car is.

hugger1975

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<-------just called humane society

sepno77

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More like run the puppy over and the lil bitch is still barking. Probably a chiwawa.

Beans

A guy local to me swears his 2V is "pushin 450 horse to the tires" and wanted to run my car. I think he's only got a cat-back.

wav3form

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The V6 camry and accord guys are some of the worst. I always have these tards on my *** or acting like goons when they're around me.

infamouzlsx

LOl a avenger?? I don't even think he could of beat you with a 100 shot

Stopsign32v

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I always feed them. You know, such as "Hell yea I bet you would beat me!" or "Damn do you have upgraded brakes atleast?" yes I can be just as big of an ******* in person sadly.

06GTOKID

we have a kid with a 91 5.0 vert that has exhaust and cold air that thinks he has 300+hp and he tell everyone he beat my GTO but he won't race my cx-7......LOL

fattydre

Do people like this really exist? This is so sad that it is border line BS.

Beans

BTW, i'm glad OP went all out. No half measures in racing.

1badWS6

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I've witnessed such tards around my way as well. They're as real as it gets. Not even joking or anything. No matter how you beat them they always have some bullshit for an excuse foaming from their mouths.

adamantium

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There are tards like this where i live one who was "moding" a corolla S to run my buddies rsx type s lol he needed a 100 shot to stay on his rear 1/4 panel. Turds.

ANTICOP RAM AIR

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I get revved at all the time by those little *** clowns.... I just give them the "tiny *****"... I mean... "tiny motor" gesture...

rhopkins

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lmao happens all the time, most the people here will talk but when its time to go, their outta gas, their ol lady dosent want them to, clutch is goin bad... lmao

96ssindeed

Sounds like my buddy in his civic. Same year that my old 92 was, had full exhaust and intake and mine was stock. But since his car was so terribly ragged out i would drag him, bad.

2SSARME

I run 12.5@157.

DarkFox118

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I had to look it up. I don't keep up with insignificant cars like this so when you say dodge avenger I have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't race anyone, but if some nobody in a nothing car tries to get around me, I will at the very least screw with them to keep them from getting in front of me.

+1 tho someone else talked about v6 accords and camrys.. VERY aggressive drivers. I'll shut em out, but I'm not risking my life. I've driven an accord, worst handling car I've ever driven. the way they drive they're liable to run off the road. gotta be careful around those idiots.

BOBS99SS

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i feel for ya op, there is a kid with a pretty nice notchback in my area, nice not fast what so ever,he tells everyone its a low 10 second car, yes he even writes his made up time on his windshield lol, one day on the highway we had a chance to run, i matched his speed and spinned the tires a few times , yelled to his buddy he could take the hit,he slowed down and got off the first exit,then told everyone he blew my doors off.few weeks later i saw him at a car show,all his buddys said is that the ss you beat , he got all red and didnt know what to say,