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Old 08-24-2004, 04:26 PM
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My car has been down for 3 months ever sinse I droped 2 rods back in June. Inbetween this time, a new guy at my work has a 90-91 5.0 with over 160 miles on the dash with headers, intake,flowmasters on the back, short throw shifter. He goes around at work asking people to race, and brags about his car like it was his job! A good friend of mine just got a new Gt (04) mustang, and starts talking with the 5.0 kid. The new guy starts telling him how bad he would beat his 04, and said he will teach him how 2 drive it before they would race! Im like WTF is this guys problem?!

Then I start to talk to him a about gm and Camaros (not knowing what I drive), he starts bashing Gm, "they are too slow, and nothing but trash, who would buy one?"

My car will be done this week, with the HPE 408 stroker in the car with the 125 shot behind it!. I was going to race him just on motor only, but I think I should spray just 2 see the look on his face! : Should we race for $$$$$?

I'll keep everyone updated
Old 08-24-2004, 04:35 PM
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Park your car in that tool's ***.
Old 08-24-2004, 05:33 PM
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Weeeell, if all he's got is

headers, intake,flowmasters on the back, short throw shifter
then you might as well throw it back to stock to be fair.

He's going to get raped.
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bring on the CASH. Put him in his place ----the rear view-----

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Old 08-24-2004, 06:02 PM
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Absolutely go for cash. And spray the hell out of him.
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For the dough, baby!!!! Sounds like he's the type of guy who would come up with every excuse in the book why he lost too. And it would never be the lower power of the car. He would blame his own driving first, thats worst case senario.
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My plan is to tell him that I drive a camaro (not whats under the hood), sinse he has won against a stock LT1 before he will think its an easy race. My car looks stock all the way out, only tinded windows. I'll show him the car, he'll ask "want to rase" act like Im not sure then bet some $$$$. After the Bet is made I'll fire it up and do a little of this

I am going to try to get this all on video and post it
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post it up man, you know how we all love a good racing vid.

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hope everything works out! dont even get on the dope against him.... unless you just want to rape him for all he is worth...


I say hold off on the nitrous, you can get a few more races that way... and maybe even sandbag against him as well
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This is gonna be funny.
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I say race him from a dig N/A first(for $$$ of course) and then when he whines about I spun and couldn't get traction, agree to race him from a roll for double or nothing and spray the hell out of him
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Damn why can't this happen to me....

Please post video.... I need a good laugh...
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Hurry up and kick his ***.. I can't wait to see the vid.. lol
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Well I looked at this in a couple ways. First I said F this clown. Spray him and stretch his *** out like a pair of small socks. Then if I thought if this fool has a little $$$ race him on motor and sand bag him until you feel it's your last race with him then spray him. I would put a couple of trains lenghts on him and from that point on every time he starts talking about automobiles PERIOD ( it could be about gas prices) I would yell at him as loud as I could SHUT THE FU_K UP!!!!!!!!!!
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Absolutly destroy his ***, spray or not, i bet the look on his face when u start up your beast will be priceless .
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The 5.0's with that little bit of mods the stock 04 gt would kill him ,yours HEHE would total destroy him off the bottle..
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I say race for PINKS hehehe, then when U get his car drive it into a pole in front of him, sorry I am EVIL

There I fixed It

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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
I say race for PINKS hehehe, then when U get his car drive it into a poll in front of him, sorry I am EVIL
Ravenous, do you mean pool? I don't see where driving into a polling place would do anything but possibly hurt someone voting
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lol @ that

All I have to say about the thread:

video plz



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