Biggest Dick Ever!!!
04-10-2005, 12:15 AM
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Biggest Dick Ever!!! Ok so i am at a stop light and i see this gay beatup sunfire pull up next to me. I look over and i see the drive (feathered hair with a preppy hat on) and 3 nasty gurls with him, i dont think anything of it. then i see him motion to roll down my window so i do. Then he says "hey how much did mommy and daddy pay for that?" Then i just think what a *****, I pay my own payments and i just enlisted in the army yesterday so i say "They didnt pay anything, I joined the army" then they say hey lemme see your ID but i just decided ehh screw them so the light turned green and they tried reving to race me but i just dusted em good. Grrr....gotta hate the ****** with junkers!
04-10-2005, 12:23 AM
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That's some crap, I've gotten looks and under breathe comments like that. I paid cash for mine, and everything on it. Got to love being 21 working for Halliburton in Iraq ;-) On second thought, this job sucks except for the money.
04-10-2005, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Deamon2002
On second thought, this job sucks except for the money.
04-10-2005, 12:46 AM
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OMG I forgot the highlight of my night!!! I swear on the bible i saw this!!! It was a Le Sabre(newer) with friggen flames (cheap decal) on it!!! and i rolled up beside it thinking it was some younger thug or something and i **** you not it was 3 old people 70+ Years old!! If only i had my camera...
04-10-2005, 06:07 AM
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Just enlisted in the army.... I remember those faitful words 3 years ago!
I wish I could go back in time and slap the **** out of myself.
1 more year, 1 more year.
I wish I could go back in time and slap the **** out of myself.
1 more year, 1 more year.
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Him: "How much did mommy and daddy pay for that?"
You: "Probably about as much as the penicillin costs mommy and daddy had to pay for you after hanging out with those three."
You: "Probably about as much as the penicillin costs mommy and daddy had to pay for you after hanging out with those three."
04-10-2005, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Skarecrow
Him: "How much did mommy and daddy pay for that?"
You: "Probably about as much as the penicillin costs mommy and daddy had to pay for you after hanging out with those three."
You: "Probably about as much as the penicillin costs mommy and daddy had to pay for you after hanging out with those three."
"Probably about as much as the penicillin costs mommy and daddy had to pay for you after hanging out with those three."
04-10-2005, 02:14 PM
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[/QUOTE]No hot chick wants to ride around in a 18 sec car.[/QUOTE]
bull **** my gfs hot as **** and she will ride in my **** box
but hot chicks that are money grubbers and dick fiends like nice caars.
bull **** my gfs hot as **** and she will ride in my **** box
but hot chicks that are money grubbers and dick fiends like nice caars.
04-11-2005, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jet_black
No hot chick wants to ride around in a 18 sec car.
Why do guys automatically think a hot car automatically gets you hot girls? Not my experience at all...
04-11-2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Velocity
Most chicks I know couldn't give two ***** about what kind of car a guy drives so long as it is within reason... a 12 second car or 18 second car... as long as it doesn't stink inside, they're fine with it.
Why do guys automatically think a hot car automatically gets you hot girls? Not my experience at all...
Why do guys automatically think a hot car automatically gets you hot girls? Not my experience at all...
Think of how many women you see humping ricer's legs because they think the sickers and big wings make for sexy cars. Simply no accounting for taste. That isn't to say that there arn't women who know what's up... but, as I've said before, more often than not they end up looking more like me than like jessica alba.
