And another funny for the shift workers :)
11-27-2005, 03:20 AM
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And another funny for the shift workers :) Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight
vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her
face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up an his pale
lips began to move slightly.
" Becky my darling," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have
something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,
"everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky, I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"
"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her
face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up an his pale
lips began to move slightly.
" Becky my darling," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have
something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,
"everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky, I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"
"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
