Joke: The train ride
02-13-2006, 08:50 AM
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Joke: The train ride The Train Ride
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again!
-Mike
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again!
-Mike
02-13-2006, 10:20 AM
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Ha. I Thought It Was Gonna Be Like Eurotrip Where That French Man Tries To Get With That One Guy On The Train. Ha Ha Ha Well U'd Laugh If You Knew What I Was Tlaking About Sorry!!! *still Laughing*
02-13-2006, 10:22 AM
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Ha. I Thought It Was Gonna Be Like Eurotrip Where That French Man Tries To Get With That One Guy On The Train. Ha Ha Ha Well U'd Laugh If You Knew What I Was Tlaking About Sorry!!! *still Laughing*
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