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Old 02-14-2006, 03:02 PM
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Default Valentines Day poems for your biatches

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ***.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ***.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.
Old 02-14-2006, 03:14 PM
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Dirty but very
Old 02-14-2006, 04:28 PM
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one I made up myself...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cant wait to *** in you
Old 02-14-2006, 04:39 PM
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haha those are pretty funny
Old 02-14-2006, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 1genCamaro
one I made up myself...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cant wait to *** in you

LOL...you dirty ****.
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Originally Posted by Parker TX
LOL...you dirty ****.
dat's some funny ****!
Old 02-14-2006, 05:42 PM
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Thats how parker does it
Old 02-14-2006, 05:47 PM
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Here's an old one, some of you older guys might recognise where it came from.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother
and out came you
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Originally Posted by Parker TX
LOL...you dirty ****.
bwahahahaha
Old 02-14-2006, 06:45 PM
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those made for a good laugh
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those are dirty but funny




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