Pentagon Reports, Local man MIA: B-MAN
05-17-2006, 01:15 PM
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Pentagon Reports, Local man MIA: B-MAN Official Pentagon Report. 5/17/06
Last seen in action last fall. Officially MIA, but feared AWOL.
Unconfirmed sightings: working on his house & blessing hot cocktail girls in local bars.
Aslo known as "Boris" or "That big f#*ker with a limp". He shouldn't be considered armed or dangerous... But he may be tracked easily by following the trail of empty Johnny Walker bottles.
Any possible sightings should be reported to this thread.
Sorry, I'm bored at work & wondering if that car is running yet!?
Last seen in action last fall. Officially MIA, but feared AWOL.
Unconfirmed sightings: working on his house & blessing hot cocktail girls in local bars.
Aslo known as "Boris" or "That big f#*ker with a limp". He shouldn't be considered armed or dangerous... But he may be tracked easily by following the trail of empty Johnny Walker bottles.
Any possible sightings should be reported to this thread.
Sorry, I'm bored at work & wondering if that car is running yet!?
05-17-2006, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Nautilus
Official Pentagon Report. 5/17/06
Last seen in action last fall. Officially MIA, but feared AWOL.
Unconfirmed sightings: working on his house & blessing hot cocktail girls in local bars.
Aslo known as "Boris" or "That big f#*ker with a limp". He shouldn't be considered armed or dangerous... But he may be tracked easily by following the trail of empty Johnny Walker bottles.
Any possible sightings should be reported to this thread.
Sorry, I'm bored at work & wondering if that car is running yet!?
Last seen in action last fall. Officially MIA, but feared AWOL.
Unconfirmed sightings: working on his house & blessing hot cocktail girls in local bars.
Aslo known as "Boris" or "That big f#*ker with a limp". He shouldn't be considered armed or dangerous... But he may be tracked easily by following the trail of empty Johnny Walker bottles.
Any possible sightings should be reported to this thread.
Sorry, I'm bored at work & wondering if that car is running yet!?
if your board at work, you need to come to my shop. lol
as for b-man, funny you bring him up, he was over last night. and about his car, it hasnt been touched since last year, if he dont bring it out soon, it will rot.. lol
if my car isnt done by C vs FB shootout, im going to his house taking his car (with or without him), and racing it that day.
that will probably be the t/a's first outing.
05-17-2006, 01:26 PM
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I have plenty of work to do here... I just don't want to It's the first day it isn't raining since I got back from vaca, and I want to get out of this office... My house is almost done & I want to get home to work on it. Heating system is in, fixtures are set, it's mostly just lots & lots of painting and some finish carpentry... but it's time consuming.
I'll come down and bring him out for a few
You go to his house and steal his car... I don't think he'd ever even know it was gone
It's the first day it isn't raining since I got back from vaca, and I want to get out of this office... My house is almost done & I want to get home to work on it. Heating system is in, fixtures are set, it's mostly just lots & lots of painting and some finish carpentry... but it's time consuming.I'll come down and bring him out for a few
You go to his house and steal his car... I don't think he'd ever even know it was gone 
05-17-2006, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Nautilus
I have plenty of work to do here... I just don't want to It's the first day it isn't raining since I got back from vaca, and I want to get out of this office... My house is almost done & I want to get home to work on it. Heating system is in, fixtures are set, it's mostly just lots & lots of painting and some finish carpentry... but it's time consuming.
I'll come down and bring him out for a few You go to his house and steal his car... I don't think he'd ever even know it was gone
It's the first day it isn't raining since I got back from vaca, and I want to get out of this office... My house is almost done & I want to get home to work on it. Heating system is in, fixtures are set, it's mostly just lots & lots of painting and some finish carpentry... but it's time consuming.I'll come down and bring him out for a few
You go to his house and steal his car... I don't think he'd ever even know it was gone as for b-man, i can grab it while he is sleeping, and your right, i dont think he has even seen the car for over a month. lol
05-17-2006, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Noyzee
i dont think he has even seen the car for over a month. lol
I wonder how long it will take him to find this thread
05-17-2006, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Nautilus
I've been on the lookout for white trans-ams on ebay just in case
I wonder how long it will take him to find this thread
I wonder how long it will take him to find this thread
and told him to scope out ls1 tech. he will crack up
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05-18-2006, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Whip
News flash.....Boris seen hanging by the ears from a magnet in the Noyzee garage! (Had to be there!)
thats soooooo funny!!!!!
05-18-2006, 10:19 PM
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Good to hear boris... that's better LOL. I was starting to think that my junk would be back together before you ran your car again...... good to hear.
You get a rear swaybar on that car yet? I remember seeing a pic that was screaming that it needed one... probably leave alot better with a heavy one.
You get a rear swaybar on that car yet? I remember seeing a pic that was screaming that it needed one... probably leave alot better with a heavy one.
05-19-2006, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by B-MAN
NEWS UPDATE!!!!!!!! THE B-MAN IS BACK and will be at the camaro Firebird shootout. 
so your going? and if not, im getting your car, and going without you!!
you need to get that thing here for matnence, and some light weight mods!!! call me
05-25-2006, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by B-MAN
I am going to tryan get my car ready this weekend if possible