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Old 12-20-2007, 01:02 PM
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So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.
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good one BRAH!!
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sounds like a movie
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:09 PM
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no waaaayyyy!! this is too good to be true!!! did you reach over and grab ur boss' boobie too?
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Originally Posted by ZRO
So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.
You're a ******* idiot!
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Epic.
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i hate to say it, but you are "that guy" i have been warned about in college.

might as well snag a pic of the secretary and post it up!
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Originally Posted by kornfreak_401
no waaaayyyy!! this is too good to be true!!! did you reach over and grab ur boss' boobie too?
lol that would be a good 1 2 add!!!
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holy ****, you ******* idiot...lmao!!!

Be sure and post up what happens!!!
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Originally Posted by ZRO
So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.

lmao that was fucked up bro. keep us updated on whatever happens, any pics from the party
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daaammmnn. and i thought what i did in front of all my coworkers friday night was bad. u just made me feel a whole lot better!
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i figured someone would do it but guess not so ill do it!!!!
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Sounds like you had a fun night to me. Except for the puking, of course
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We GOTTA hear the outcome of this one.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:55 PM
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No waaayy this is real........
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Originally Posted by -Ross-
You're a ******* idiot!
I second this motion!
Old 12-20-2007, 02:07 PM
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Wow. You're my new hero!

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