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Old 08-12-2008, 02:44 PM
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Hey sugar **** how's it going.
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:26 AM
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It's going pretty good other than the rash and 20 antibiotics I have to take a day. Thanks.
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where's the love PSJ huh??
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Sup Javvy, who's Z06 is that, your dads?

Matt I'm sorry about that, I've got the same thing going here, I can't even wear pants I'm just sitting here at work with a sheet draped over my crotch. I am making my coworkers uncomfortable.
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Originally Posted by Pro Stock John
Matt I'm sorry about that, I've got the same thing going here, I can't even wear pants I'm just sitting here at work with a sheet draped over my crotch. I am making my coworkers uncomfortable.
You're making me foam at the mouth and violently hump the air!
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I can't think of a comeback. I've got nothin'.
Old 08-13-2008, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Pro Stock John
Sup Javvy, who's Z06 is that, your dads?

Matt I'm sorry about that, I've got the same thing going here, I can't even wear pants I'm just sitting here at work with a sheet draped over my crotch. I am making my coworkers uncomfortable.
Reminded me of this.

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns.With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs'
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matt what happened?
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Originally Posted by ScreaminBird99
matt what happened?
The HIV
Old 08-13-2008, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt D
The HIV
Agian!?
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Matt, you still moving out here?

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Old 08-13-2008, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JUICED96Z
Matt, you still moving out here?

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No bro, I got a promotion and she found a job out here, so we're staying in IL for the time being. Can we still come and visit?
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Rash as in road rash or as in you fucked a nasty hooker rash?
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HEY!

the game dont stop cause one gets popped!
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Originally Posted by twizted_creations
Rash as in road rash or as in you fucked a nasty hooker rash?
Rash as in I got a ******* from a toothless hooker, then after 6 rounds of coke, decided to ride the bologne pony and made my cack look like raw meat. Hence the rash.

Are you guys newbs or what? Pshhhh. You guys need to get out more.
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the lack of teeth usually keeps the rash away i thought? i remember you saying you avoid the ones that have teeth because of that.
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Originally Posted by Matt D
No bro, I got a promotion and she found a job out here, so we're staying in IL for the time being. Can we still come and visit?


Sure, as long as you bring the heman sleeping bags.




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