Re-match with a corvette...
07-08-2005, 03:19 AM
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Re-match with a corvette... Yeah well I have a 1991 z28 camaro with an L98 out of the same year vette, with the aluminum heads. Anyways, I have Hooker Long-tubes, ported plenum, BBK throttle body, CAI, and Slowmaster(flowmaster) exhaust, w/ no cats. Not to mention a 3000 stall.
Anyways a while back there was a 1990 corvette L98 with unknown mods, but it ran 13.6 at 101 mph. Well I was sitting here on the internet talking on Yahoo! messenger and my friend was telling me that this kid in the vette was talkin all sorts of crap about how my car was slow and making fun of my chameleon paintjob. So I was like **** this I will race him, and went up to the parking lot he was hanging out at. I said "you wanna kick this slow POS's ***?" Well he was scared at first, and then he asked "Your car isn't really supercharged is it?" I was like "uhh...does it sound like it?" Then the most retarded thing...he says "pop your hood then and prove it."
So then I was like alright whatever, and popped it. Then I hear him ring out "HA!! Whats this we got here, a turbo!" as he points at my CAI
. I was like "that is my air intake man...far from a turbo." Then he asks one of his buddies and that joke thought it was a turbo too!!! I was like OMG these guys are tools. So then I said..."well if I had a turbo don't you think I would have a boost gauge?" HE THEN POINTS AT MY EXHAUST TEMP GAUGE. I was like oh please let the ignorance end here. I said "Alright man...you want to think I have a turbo you can go ahead...don't race me then. Just don't talk about me behind my back, but I assure you I do not have any forced induction."
Well then he ends up believing me and then tells me to follow him out to this one road. Well we get out there, and the road he picked has a curve. I'm thinking WTF, it wasn't much of a curve, but also not a curve I feel comfortable taking at 100 mph. I do have suspension/handling mods, but still, thats a little dangerous.
I end up saying **** it, you only live once and then we line'em up. I say "go on three honks, you honk my horn doesn't work." So Beep...Beep...there he goes...on the second honk and he hooks up perfect, BEHOLD 315s. Here I am on some shitty *** 245 kumhos. Well I take off right after he does and immediately start to catch up lost ground...and then he ****** goes to the middle of the road! I am like WTF how am i supposed to get around him..So we go all the way to the finishing line with me on his ******* *** not able to get around him. He ends up going back up to the parking lot telling everyone he kicked my ***. I ask for a re-match, he says he has to go home. Alright thats cool...
Well tonight I was on a pretty known road for gettin some races, and behold there he is driving in the right hand lane. I was like YES finally I have my chance to show this kid up. So I come up next to him on a stop-light, and rev it up, and he revved back. We go on green and we are dead even up to 60 mph, then i slow down because I don't really go much faster than that in the city. Well then we are side by side and I yell if he wants to go from a roll, and he nodded. So we slowed down to about 25, and i said on 3 you honk. About that time he takes off!!!! But I re-acted very quick because I half-expected it. I start to reel him in pretty quick and by 75 i was about a car in front of him. He then asks me for one more out on the highway from a 45 mph roll. So we go out there and i said this time ON THREE HONKS YOU HONK MY HORN DONT WORK. So he goes on 3 right this time and we were dead even til about 70 then i started to pull and by 125ish i had about 1.5-2 cars on him. He then pulls some bullshit!!!! He ****** swerves at me and attempts to hit my car with some sort of bottle, then slows down really fast and takes off on some country road. I don't see why he would get so pissed off over a friendly race, or maybe he was just pissed off because his daddy's vette got owned by a turd gen camaro.
I saw him once I got back into town and he just looked straight-forward and kept driving. It's always nice getting revenge.
Anyways a while back there was a 1990 corvette L98 with unknown mods, but it ran 13.6 at 101 mph. Well I was sitting here on the internet talking on Yahoo! messenger and my friend was telling me that this kid in the vette was talkin all sorts of crap about how my car was slow and making fun of my chameleon paintjob. So I was like **** this I will race him, and went up to the parking lot he was hanging out at. I said "you wanna kick this slow POS's ***?" Well he was scared at first, and then he asked "Your car isn't really supercharged is it?" I was like "uhh...does it sound like it?" Then the most retarded thing...he says "pop your hood then and prove it."
So then I was like alright whatever, and popped it. Then I hear him ring out "HA!! Whats this we got here, a turbo!" as he points at my CAI
. I was like "that is my air intake man...far from a turbo." Then he asks one of his buddies and that joke thought it was a turbo too!!! I was like OMG these guys are tools. So then I said..."well if I had a turbo don't you think I would have a boost gauge?" HE THEN POINTS AT MY EXHAUST TEMP GAUGE. I was like oh please let the ignorance end here. I said "Alright man...you want to think I have a turbo you can go ahead...don't race me then. Just don't talk about me behind my back, but I assure you I do not have any forced induction." Well then he ends up believing me and then tells me to follow him out to this one road. Well we get out there, and the road he picked has a curve. I'm thinking WTF, it wasn't much of a curve, but also not a curve I feel comfortable taking at 100 mph. I do have suspension/handling mods, but still, thats a little dangerous.
I end up saying **** it, you only live once and then we line'em up. I say "go on three honks, you honk my horn doesn't work." So Beep...Beep...there he goes...on the second honk and he hooks up perfect, BEHOLD 315s. Here I am on some shitty *** 245 kumhos. Well I take off right after he does and immediately start to catch up lost ground...and then he ****** goes to the middle of the road! I am like WTF how am i supposed to get around him..So we go all the way to the finishing line with me on his ******* *** not able to get around him. He ends up going back up to the parking lot telling everyone he kicked my ***. I ask for a re-match, he says he has to go home. Alright thats cool...
Well tonight I was on a pretty known road for gettin some races, and behold there he is driving in the right hand lane. I was like YES finally I have my chance to show this kid up. So I come up next to him on a stop-light, and rev it up, and he revved back. We go on green and we are dead even up to 60 mph, then i slow down because I don't really go much faster than that in the city. Well then we are side by side and I yell if he wants to go from a roll, and he nodded. So we slowed down to about 25, and i said on 3 you honk. About that time he takes off!!!! But I re-acted very quick because I half-expected it. I start to reel him in pretty quick and by 75 i was about a car in front of him. He then asks me for one more out on the highway from a 45 mph roll. So we go out there and i said this time ON THREE HONKS YOU HONK MY HORN DONT WORK. So he goes on 3 right this time and we were dead even til about 70 then i started to pull and by 125ish i had about 1.5-2 cars on him. He then pulls some bullshit!!!! He ****** swerves at me and attempts to hit my car with some sort of bottle, then slows down really fast and takes off on some country road. I don't see why he would get so pissed off over a friendly race, or maybe he was just pissed off because his daddy's vette got owned by a turd gen camaro.
I saw him once I got back into town and he just looked straight-forward and kept driving. It's always nice getting revenge.
07-08-2005, 03:33 AM
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Yeah I would of but it's not worth it, that and I probably wouldn't of caught him considering I would of had to turn around and then go after him..
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what a punk talk about sore losers he'll see you again
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Dude, don't even mess with this guy. Just beat the living **** out of him and put him in his place. You won't have a problem with him and neither will anyone else.
Asshat throw something at my **** and swerve at me he better pray I dont catch his *** 
07-09-2005, 01:06 AM
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Yep finally found him tonight sitting uptown in his truck, I went to turn around to come back, and he was gone. Oh well it's not worth jail-time. 
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godadmnt i have drank too much tonight i wish i could fine that fukin ******* peice of **** and give hima piece....wait that didnt sound right but i just want to kick his ****** ***
