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Old 09-27-2006, 05:40 PM
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So I was comin home from school today. I have a 25 minute commute in my daily driver 95' Volvo 850. I got on the highway and started my cruise at 85 mph. I pass a silver Mitsubishi Lancer OZ edition. I just kinda looked over and kept goin. I'm listenin to my music, very calm and relaxed, and next thing I know he flys by me doin like 110 starin me down!! I was like WTF!! Do you want me to race you in my 95' 5 cylinder Volvo?? (It's the slowest thing on earth) So anyways I called my buddies and they had a good laugh and I thought yous guys would to.
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hahahaha stupid ricers beating up on 5 bangers
Old 09-27-2006, 06:36 PM
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My son was telling me that a punk from his high school was smack-talking about how his pure stock Lancer OZ could destroy my bolt on Z28. I told my son to tell the brainiac "anywhere, anytime". My kid never heard a peep from this rice-a-jabroni again. I think some of these kids have gotten into ol' Willie's magic mushrooms.
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I agree. I think its best you keep your mounth shut and when some one comes knocking anwser right back. However i could learn a lesson from this myself.
Old 09-28-2006, 12:17 PM
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those Lancer OZ's are pretty bad
just shows how dumb people are
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Man why not drive your TA for daily driver? Just pull your red fuse marked GUAGES and it wont register any miles, the odometer and guages go out, then plug it back in when you need it cause it wont start with it out but it will run with it out....FYI
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Originally Posted by JayplaySS2
Man why not drive your TA for daily driver? Just pull your red fuse marked GUAGES and it wont register any miles, the odometer and guages go out, then plug it back in when you need it cause it wont start with it out but it will run with it out....FYI
Great idea!!!!

I love ricers! Without them, our lives wouldn't be as fun!!!
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umh yeah buddy its illegal ******* with odomotors.. someone just delete that crap outta here
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Originally Posted by 00firebird
umh yeah buddy its illegal ******* with odomotors.. someone just delete that crap outta here

Its also illegal to race, THIS IS A STREET RACE FORUM.
Old 09-28-2006, 02:46 PM
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isnt the OZ just a base crap lancer with a body kit? those are like 18 sec cars right?
i think your thinking of the ralliart, which is the next fastest under the evo.
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Your true miles are stored in the PCM.

The difference between this and street racing is, tampering with the odometer is a federal crime, unlike petty street racing.
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Originally Posted by JayplaySS2
Man why not drive your TA for daily driver? Just pull your red fuse marked GUAGES and it wont register any miles, the odometer and guages go out, then plug it back in when you need it cause it wont start with it out but it will run with it out....FYI
I guess we know now to never buy a car from you
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Thread started off nicely, and deteriorated quickly. Hey internet police, aren't you off duty??
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Geeez. Man you tell a guy how to build a bomb and everybody is happy, you tell a guy how to make a kill switch that BY THE WAY happens to not register miles and youre frowned upon.

So here, the disclaimer.

To install a good power interupter switch, start at the guage fuse. This will kill all power to the ECM for the start up. DO AT YOUR OWN RISK. This HAS been known to cause problems with registering miles through the odometer so USE ONLY AS THE MEANS TO A KILL SWITCH. Nobody wants to buy a car with incorrect milage.

Id still drive the T/A everyday, otherwise youre gonna run across a lot of good races w/o it. Good day.
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Originally Posted by FACE
Your true miles are stored in the PCM.

The difference between this and street racing is, tampering with the odometer is a federal crime, unlike petty street racing.

Not trying to start and argument here but you realize the dangers of street racing FAR exceed the dangers of tampering with odometers??

Also, a Federal crime is the removal of any Catalytic converters as well, but Im sure none of us have gone down that lonely road.

Please note that Federal law prohibits removal or replacement of a properly functioning O.E. converter. Catalyticconverter.org
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[QUOTE=1cleanbird] I'm listenin to my music, [QUOTE]

liar. i know for fact you have no radio in that thing



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