Father of One of My Kids
05-15-2006, 02:46 PM
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Father of One of My Kids A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him
and says “Hello”.
He’s rather taken back, because he can’t place where he knows her from, so
he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now he tries to think back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife, and he says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?”
She said, “No. I’m your son’s math teacher!”
and says “Hello”.
He’s rather taken back, because he can’t place where he knows her from, so
he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now he tries to think back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife, and he says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?”
She said, “No. I’m your son’s math teacher!”
A,mazing 
lol.... 
