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08-07-2006, 02:54 PM
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Finally it ain't my people stealing ****, this is going down in the history books..... or Man do I need to show these fools how to do this in 2.5secs fck'n rookies
08-07-2006, 03:12 PM
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Silverado 2500HD: $30,000
'98 Camaro SS with a 408 and ProCharger: $<undisclosed>
Towing trailer: $3000
Not being allowed to drive one home and not being able to drive the other one home: Priceless.
-Mike
'98 Camaro SS with a 408 and ProCharger: $<undisclosed>
Towing trailer: $3000
Not being allowed to drive one home and not being able to drive the other one home: Priceless.
-Mike
08-07-2006, 03:23 PM
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"The firemen shown here failed the sobriety test by mounting the wrong truck"
"unit 512, we have a reported incident of 5 white males attacking two black victims"
"with On-Star, we can prevent you from being locked out like this guy."
"unit 512, we have a reported incident of 5 white males attacking two black victims"
"with On-Star, we can prevent you from being locked out like this guy."
08-07-2006, 03:32 PM
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"If this was a fire we would be screwed"
"Maybe I should have renewed that OnStar contract, I thought it was useless"
" How many Firemen does it take to put a coat hanger down a door seal?"
Cop is thinking "give me two brotha's from The Ward and a pack of Newports and this bitch would be open"
"Dumbass crackers everyone knows a brick works faster"
"Where are we going for to eat after this ?"
Cop " Damn I wish I would have grabbed a donut and coffee before coming to this circus"
"Maybe I should have renewed that OnStar contract, I thought it was useless"
" How many Firemen does it take to put a coat hanger down a door seal?"
Cop is thinking "give me two brotha's from The Ward and a pack of Newports and this bitch would be open"
"Dumbass crackers everyone knows a brick works faster"
"Where are we going for to eat after this ?"
Cop " Damn I wish I would have grabbed a donut and coffee before coming to this circus"
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08-07-2006, 04:18 PM
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ROTFLMAO.
Tony this is absolutely cruel and unusual punishment, but I like the way you think.lol.
We need to do more of these (as long as I'm not the victim
)
Ok Here goes................ Sorry DJ.......
The ultimate mega HP Street Killer $45,000.00 ++++
The perfect macho GM Tow vehicle $30,000.00++++
Pop-a-lock service that no one thought of $25.00
Finding out later that the Firemen ripped the window seal, scratched the passenger glass, damaged the wiring and switch to the power windows/doorlocks and scratched the crap out of the passenger door.....priceless.
Tony this is absolutely cruel and unusual punishment, but I like the way you think.lol.
We need to do more of these (as long as I'm not the victim
)Ok Here goes................ Sorry DJ.......
The ultimate mega HP Street Killer $45,000.00 ++++
The perfect macho GM Tow vehicle $30,000.00++++
Pop-a-lock service that no one thought of $25.00
Finding out later that the Firemen ripped the window seal, scratched the passenger glass, damaged the wiring and switch to the power windows/doorlocks and scratched the crap out of the passenger door.....priceless.
08-07-2006, 04:34 PM
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LOL...Now I have to admit this is some funny ****!!!
Tony, paybacks are a MF'er!!
LMAO...
Mike, they need absolutely NO HELP in this ****!!
Craig...lol...you are one twisted individual!
LMAO...GEEZZZUUSSS James were you there? The last little paragraph just about hit it on the head!
BTW...YOU "ALL" LICK DONKEY *****!!
Tony, paybacks are a MF'er!!
Originally Posted by Latin-Man
NOW HIRING::
Panchitos "pick-a-lock car-service" new applicant qualifications test. Out running the cop behind you is the final part of the exam.
Panchitos "pick-a-lock car-service" new applicant qualifications test. Out running the cop behind you is the final part of the exam.
Originally Posted by chupr0kabra
Silverado 2500HD: $30,000
'98 Camaro SS with a 408 and ProCharger: $<undisclosed>
Towing trailer: $3000
Not being allowed to drive one home and not being able to drive the other one home: Priceless.
-Mike
'98 Camaro SS with a 408 and ProCharger: $<undisclosed>
Towing trailer: $3000
Not being allowed to drive one home and not being able to drive the other one home: Priceless.
-Mike
Originally Posted by CRAGER
"We shouldn't have let Dennis take all that acid, he locked himslef in the truck thinking the Spider Monkeys are after him...."
Originally Posted by TXCAMSS
ROTFLMAO.
Tony this is absolutely cruel and unusual punishment, but I like the way you think.lol.
We need to do more of these (as long as I'm not the victim )
Ok Here goes................ Sorry DJ.......
The ultimate mega HP Street Killer $45,000.00 ++++
The perfect macho GM Tow vehicle $30,000.00++++
Pop-a-lock service that no one thought of $25.00
Finding out later that the Firemen ripped the window seal, scratched the passenger glass, damaged the wiring and switch to the power windows/doorlocks and scratched the crap out of the passenger door.....priceless.
Tony this is absolutely cruel and unusual punishment, but I like the way you think.lol.
We need to do more of these (as long as I'm not the victim
)Ok Here goes................ Sorry DJ.......
The ultimate mega HP Street Killer $45,000.00 ++++
The perfect macho GM Tow vehicle $30,000.00++++
Pop-a-lock service that no one thought of $25.00
Finding out later that the Firemen ripped the window seal, scratched the passenger glass, damaged the wiring and switch to the power windows/doorlocks and scratched the crap out of the passenger door.....priceless.
BTW...YOU "ALL" LICK DONKEY *****!!
Last edited by DJ's99SS; 08-07-2006 at 04:49 PM.
08-07-2006, 04:42 PM
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"When Sheriff's Deputies arrived, several suspects were questioned, yet only one arrest was made. While an official name of the person taken into custody has not yet been released, the Sheriff's office has told News 2 Houston they have "one black male (described as wearing all dark clothing) in custody". There were also claims that the suspect was carrying a firearm."
08-07-2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by -Ross-
"When Sheriff's Deputies arrived, several suspects were questioned, yet only one arrest was made. While an official name of the person taken into custody has not yet been released, the Sheriff's office has told News 2 Houston they have "one black male (described as wearing all dark clothing) in custody". There were also claims that the suspect was carrying a firearm."
best one yetMy conrtibution:
I swear its mine!!
***** plz get out of the way and ill show you how we do it in the 'hood (-no racism intended, it ended with "a" so its ok! lol)
08-07-2006, 05:16 PM
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"Shouldnt I be doing that?"
"Man this takes me back to when i was young."
"Hum Truck is black, the car is black, Im black. I should set me up something like that."
"Man this takes me back to when i was young."
"Hum Truck is black, the car is black, Im black. I should set me up something like that."
