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Old 05-20-2007, 12:28 AM
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sounds like a good offer....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/311389629.html
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im just glad im not the only one that finds wierd stuff on graigslist..GOOD JOB!!!
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Originally Posted by nickdotcom
...and one you can't refuse...looks like you better sign yourself up.
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it was in the "best of section"

i read it when i get bored and thought that was a good one

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/312107726.html
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Originally Posted by sexy_z
...and one you can't refuse...looks like you better sign yourself up.
ohh i was going to, but my BMI isnt above 35% so i wouldn't get accepted
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Originally Posted by nickdotcom
ohh i was going to, but my BMI isnt above 35% so i wouldn't get accepted
looks like you'd better pork up then if you wanna make your dreams come true and play with the big dogs.
i'll be your fat coach. go eat a twinkie.
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i dont have any twinkies so i ate a smores granola bar and drank an instant breakfast coach
Old 05-20-2007, 01:11 AM
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i dont have any twinkies so i ate a smores granola bar and drank an instant breakfast coach
that's unacceptable. you must do more. you've got to want it boy, you've got to try harder!
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yes coach, ill go get steak right now
Old 05-20-2007, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by nickdotcom
yes coach, ill go get steak right now
YES! ...that's what I like to hear! Meat and potatoes should be every man's staple...but in your case...you need to eat the whole damn cow!

...add a beer while you're at it.
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And don't forget to butter EVERYTHING. Even put butter on your butter!
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this thread is weird since im actually really ****** skinny

6' 3" 140 lbs.
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Originally Posted by Blue's_Z28
And don't forget to butter EVERYTHING. Even put butter on your butter!
Good tip, good tip. Perhaps I'll consider making you my assistant coach, eh?
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Not for much longer if you follow your (edit) assistant coach's orders.

6' 1" 210 lbs.
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Originally Posted by nickdotcom
this thread is weird since im actually really ****** skinny

6' 3" 140 lbs.
That's what we're trying to work on here, boy! Don't give up so easy! Be a manly man, a big beefy one!
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alright then im gona go melt some butter and get a funnel

hows bacon grease?

EDIT: i will not be skipping around like that bubbly thing when im fat
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Originally Posted by Blue's_Z28
Not for much longer if you follow your (edit) assistant coach's orders.

6' 1" 210 lbs.
Hold up there Sasquatch, I haven't awarded you your rank yet.
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Sasquatch, hahaha. Ok, waiting on your orders.
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Originally Posted by nickdotcom
alright then im gona go melt some butter and get a funnel

hows bacon grease?

EDIT: i will not be skipping around like that bubbly thing when im fat
AWWW...and why not? I think he's rather cute. I'd be tempted to pat your little head and clap my hands as you skip around.

And Get to work on that funnel! Grease is good. You'll be like GREASE LIGHTNING...GO GREASE LIGHNTING!
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Originally Posted by Blue's_Z28
Sasquatch, hahaha. Ok, waiting on your orders.
You're doing alright so far, but I can't promote you until you pass all my inspections...and that takes time, young skywalker.



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