Longhorns vs. Aggies
10-26-2007, 01:09 PM
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Longhorns vs. Aggies A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas A&M
Aggie fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Aggie fans too. Not really knowing what an Aggie fan was, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different." Because I'm not
an Aggie fan" she reports." Then, what are you?" asks the teacher.
"I'm a Texas Longhorn fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Longhorn fan." Well, my Dad and Mom are Texas Longhorn fans, so I'm a Longhorn fan too" she responds. "That's no
reason," the teacher says.
"What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. "What would
you be then?" the Teacher asks. Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an
Aggie fan."
Aggie fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Aggie fans too. Not really knowing what an Aggie fan was, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different." Because I'm not
an Aggie fan" she reports." Then, what are you?" asks the teacher.
"I'm a Texas Longhorn fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Longhorn fan." Well, my Dad and Mom are Texas Longhorn fans, so I'm a Longhorn fan too" she responds. "That's no
reason," the teacher says.
"What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. "What would
you be then?" the Teacher asks. Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an
Aggie fan."
10-26-2007, 02:49 PM
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Here is the football series record for you to consider when barking about last year's game: 73-35-5
Hook'em!
10-26-2007, 03:06 PM
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Oh Im an Aggie fan and im aware that we havent played well in quite a long time but I find it rather comical that UT lost to us. Cant dispute that y'all lost.
Dont care about records or anythign but we did beat yall last game we played and thats that.
I know if I raced a guy and he beat me I wouldnt go around talking about how slow he was. Doesnt make sense to me
Dont care about records or anythign but we did beat yall last game we played and thats that.
I know if I raced a guy and he beat me I wouldnt go around talking about how slow he was. Doesnt make sense to me
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10-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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Aggie fans: It's a JOKE. That's all. Don't take it so serious. Hint - You can easily change the wording around and make it just the opposite to where it's a joke on the Longhorns.
Just having a little fun on a Friday. Okay, A&M won last year's game 12-7. Does that make you feel better? Geez, don't take yourself so seriously.
Just having a little fun on a Friday. Okay, A&M won last year's game 12-7. Does that make you feel better? Geez, don't take yourself so seriously.
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Just to add to the fun, don't get all riled up, just trying to even the jokes. Hopefully both sides wont get all butt hurt and just have a laugh...
just popped open my first beer for the night
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving? The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your
Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense,
so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant
please rise?
7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you
swerve to hit him? It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to
scout high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to
build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to
walk to school.
10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off
for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football
field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they
have to resort to robbing people.
just popped open my first beer for the night1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving? The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your
Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense,
so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant
please rise?
7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you
swerve to hit him? It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to
scout high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to
build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to
walk to school.
10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off
for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football
field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they
have to resort to robbing people.
10-26-2007, 08:57 PM
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