An Ode to Hennessey’s Corvette C7 Stingray, HPE500

That’s right, you’re going to get THREE for the price of one today.

A handful of quick videos, provided directly by the good people at Hennessey Performance. On display is some gorgeous growling, beautiful snarling, and stunning action of the their HPE500 kitted C7 Stingray tearing up tarmac, tires, and peoples’ minds on their test track.

Here’s a laundry list of what you’ll get when you pick up one of their limited production kits (only 500 available).

To be honest, there’s not much else I can say about these videos except for how beautiful they are. And I’m told, when people want to show appreciation for beauty, they usually write poems. An ode.

The pure obscenity, that which is Hennessey
Where weak ass motors, are considered the enemy
Rip roaring, you won’t be left snoring
Even “normal” mode will rip through your mind… touring
So allow me to send, my appreciation to them
The saviors of horsepower, I do consider them
For they have a great habit, I dare say they’re avid
In creating monsters, who wreak pure, lovely havoc<3 you, Hennessey Performance

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