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Default C/D Comparo - 2013 BMW 330i M-Sport vs Cadillac ATS 3.6L V6 vs Lexus IS350 F-Sport

We convene a conclave of the segment's greatest and latest, as we search for its spiritual leader



From the July 2013 Issue of Car and Driver

Spiritually, we feel a little adrift. When Pope Benedict XVI resigned in February, it was the second deeply confounding blow in a short period. A few months prior, we’d pitted the new F30-generation BMW 328i against a Cadillac ATS and concluded that the Caddy was the more entertaining car. Given the 3-series’s history in our testing—22 consecutive 10Best awards and a nearly unblemished comparison-test record—this revelation was, to us, unsettling. While the 328i eked out a victory over the ATS on the merits of its powertrain and overall polish, it seemed that perhaps the time had come to convene our own *College of Cardinals. From the cars gathered here, we shall anoint the spiritual leader for sports sedans everywhere.

Don’t get us wrong. BMW still builds a divine driver, and the company isn’t just stepping down. Defending its papal tiara, here is the 335i M Sport—until the arrival of the next M3, the purest expression of BMW’s values. Compared with lesser 3s, its springs and dampers are firmer, its anti-roll bars stiffer, and its body 0.4 inch closer to the road. The BMW inline-six is the staff of power in sports-sedandom, and this one makes 300 horsepower and 300 pound-feet of torque. With a price tag of $51,545, though, it won’t leave you much for the *collection basket.

Should BMW falter, the Cadillac ATS leads in the running to be ordained supreme pontiff of sports sedans. In its loss to the 328i, we called the four-cylinder ATS “the best-handling sports sedan on the market today.” Its coarse turbo-four was a main culprit in that outcome; the example tested here has GM’s modern 3.6-liter V-6 with 321 horses and 275 pound-feet. Cadillac’s sport package is the FE3 perform*ance suspension that includes GM’s magnetorheological shocks and a *limited-slip differential. The ATS’s $49,185 sticker shows just how bent Cadillac is on beating BMW on a level playing field.

The emergent entry in this segment is the Lexus IS350. Architecturally a scaled-down Lexus GS, it’s 3.4 inches longer and a touch wider and taller than its predecessor. There’s a significant 2.7-inch stretch in wheelbase, and added size means added mass. The last generation’s 3.5-liter V-6 carries over with 306 horsepower and 277 pound-feet, although an eight-speed automatic helps both acceleration and fuel economy against the Lexus’s heaviest-in-test 3705 pounds. The F Sport package tweaks spring rates and damper tuning, plus it adds a more aggressive fascia and other decoration. Fresh from its debut, the IS doesn’t have an official price yet, but figure this one should go for around $49,000.

Lacking a Sistine Chapel in which to conduct our conclave, we instead headed to God’s chapel (paved by the Texas Department of Transportation) in the Hill Country north of San Antonio. There, we balloted on roads straight and flat, kinked and undulating until we came to a consensus. There was, fortunately, no puff of white smoke signalling our decision.

Third Place - 2013 Cadillac ATS 3.6L V6



It is frustrating to put in last place a car we like as much as the ATS, doubly so to do it twice. History would suggest that Cadillac is not supposed to build cars like this, indeed, that few companies other than BMW know how. Delightfully neutral handling and hefty steering make this the most engaging car for a run through the hills; the rear end’s willingness to contribute to directional changes is both thrilling and a little nerve-racking. The Cadillac is the lightest candidate here, with a weight distribution closest to 50/50. It stopped the shortest, circled the skidpad the fastest, and beat the Bavarian in the slalom.

Even with the fancy dampers, the ATS is the only car here that doesn’t experience a dramatic personality change between its relax and attack modes. In the Lexus in particular, changing from “normal” to “sport-plus” reveals a sharp duality, but the Cadillac indulges in no such switch. With the suspension in “tour” mode, occupants feel nearly every bump in the road—but they feel them only once, and all edges are rounded off. The ATS admirably controls wheel and body motions without isolating its passengers from the sensations of speed and chassis activity. This is the car in which the driver feels the most connected.

Not only does the ATS have a unified personality, it has just one focus—its chassis. This fixation is what ruined its chances for a higher finish. The six is linear and strong through most of the range, but both power delivery and sound fray near its 7000-rpm redline. Even with the best power-to-weight ratio here, the ATS was the slowest car in the test, its six-speed trans outclassed by the opposition’s eights. Ratio count isn’t everything, but we docked the ATS points for having the slowest shifts and being the only car in which gear changes noticeably interrupt forward thrust. Against a pair of outstanding powertrains, the ATS’s was judged “merely good.”

While its compact size helps make the Cadillac feel agile and light, it also restricts interior space. Both front and rear seats were judged the least accommodating in the test, and while we like the daring red-and-black interior in our car, what looks simply low-rent on the door panels and the top of the dash feels totally unconvincing to the touch. The unappealing shifter boot appears to be stitched from wrinkly elephant hide. And our blood pressure will skyrocket if we dwell on it too much, but with every encounter, CUE—Cadillac’s touch-screen infotainment system—climbs higher on our list of unforgivable automotive sins.



Highs: If everything were as excellent as the chassis, this would be untouchable.

Lows: Nothing is as excellent as the chassis; CUE is as excellent as herpes.

Verdict: The most fun, but the most flawed.
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Second Place - 2013 BMW 330i M-Sport



Imagine how difficult it must be for the Pope to maintain his piety day in and day out, especially now that his responsibilities include posting on Twitter, forcing him to mingle with the lowest of mankind’s embarrassing low. Few can fathom that sort of unwavering discipline. BMW maintained such a regimen for years, and it has shown in the continued excellence of its cars. But after we cycled through the cars on our Hill Country loop, the question on everybody’s mind was one vocalized by technical editor K.C. Colwell: “Is it possible that the BMW has the worst steering here?” With the F30, BMW wavered. This is the first 3-series that feels less thoroughly engineered than its competition. It’s competent, it’s spacious, it’s comfortable; but in comparison with other cars in its segment, the 3-series is undercooked.

Of course, that’s a relative statement. When engaged, it is superbly balanced. Between the boosted six, which is already making peak torque at 1200 rpm, and the eight-speed automatic, its power flow is as continuous as an electric car’s. It was a full second quicker than the Caddy and Lexus to 60 mph, more than 1.5 seconds quicker to 100, and the only car to crack the 13s in the quarter-mile. Stand on the gas from a stop, and there’s a bit of lag, but with a touch of brake torque it all but disappears. In “sport” and “sport-plus” modes, the throttle response is absolutely perfect—immediate, linear, and predictable—making minute corrections simple and natural.

And yet, the M Sport package fails to rectify our complaints about the F30 chassis. There’s more movement from both front and rear axles than expected, more than its predecessor exhibited and, notably, more than either the ATS or the IS displays. Even with the optional suspension, body control falters. Bumps that the Lexus absorbs and the Cadillac shrugs off with a single succinct compression and rebound make the BMW pitch and roll and fight to stay on-line. Compared with the other two cars here, the BMW feels immense and slow-witted. Its steering also seems comparatively lazy, too light and vague on-center; and what little feel there is to begin with disappears entirely in fast transitions.

And that is what’s most damning: The M Sport is capable, but it’s not as engaging as either opponent. It seems to say to the driver, “Here, I’ll do it.” And it does, but without the grace of the Lexus or the thrill of the Cadillac. Driving should be a joint effort between machine and man, but here the driver is more along for the ride. In this grouping, it’s not the 3-series that delivers the exceptional experience.



Highs: All hail the inline-six; may its reign be eternal.

Lows: Noisy and busy suspension, lifeless electrically assisted steering.

Verdict: Still good at everything, but no longer the best at much.

First Place - Lexus IS350 F-Sport



Like the installation of Francis, the world’s first Latin American pontiff, the crowning of a Lexus as the high priest of the sports-sedan world is something few saw coming—until we dove into the twisting, climbing, kinking, plunging roads around Leakey, Texas.

We didn’t see it coming because, on any other type of road, the IS clearly exhibits Lexus’s traditional top priority: serenity. On typical highway surfaces, minute twitches in the steering wheel and nearly imperceptible shifts of the body offer only the slightest hint of what lurks within. But charge into a series of quick bends and the IS completely changes its character. Turn-in is crisper in the Lexus than in either the BMW or the Cadillac, a fact borne out by its first-place slalom finish in spite of a mediocre skidpad performance. More important, the Lexus is utterly imperturbable. Bumps that send other cars skittering off-line or scrambling to maintain their course are absorbed and dispatched, but not kept completely hidden from the driver.

It used to be that, in this class, there was a clear divide in terms of refinement between the BMW inline-six and the engines offered by competitors. That gap is rapidly shrinking. Both the Cadillac’s and the Lexus’s Vs are surprisingly close to the BMW straight-six, but the IS’s is smoother than the ATS’s. And its eight-speed automatic is quicker and more seamless than the Caddy’s six-speed though basically on par with BMW’s transmission.

Additionally, the Lexus is lavishly, indulgently comfortable. Its front seats are an ergonomic feat, perfectly cupped and padded with no tangible break between back and bottom cushions, just one immaculate sweep of support from shoulders to thighs. Our drivers, trapped within a wide array of body types, unanimously swooned. Yes, the BMW is slightly more spacious in the rear, but nobody anywhere in that car is as comfortable as the people in the front of the Lexus. It’s a good thing we have so few other complaints about the IS, though, because its mouse-operated infotainment system burns through our good will in short order and turns us into sputtering, apoplectic maniacs. “Distracted driving” is a rallying cry for safety advocates everywhere; this device is infotainment’s nadir, a deserving flashpoint for a revolution against its kind.

Every other negative gets turned around when you wake the IS up, though. Its variable-ratio steering, seemingly overboosted and a touch slow in highway travel, comes alive on coursing two-lanes, quickening and taking on a pleasing heft. The brake pedal feels a tad touchy when commuting, but reacts more predictably under duress, better coordinating pressure to stopping power. The IS manages to be both typically Lexus-civil and delightfully capable (its stops are still the longest, though). Roman Catholicism preaches transubstantiation, the belief that consecrated bread and wine become flesh and blood. The manner in which the Lexus transforms from innocuous to vivid is nearly as miraculous.



Highs: A most delightful split personality, heavenly seats.

Lows: Can feel remote and lazy when insufficiently challenged.

Verdict: Slumbering Lexus wakes up, woos us, and wins us over.



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Holy ****, a C&D comparo where a BMW finishes anything other than first. I'm shocked, the apocalypse is bound to happen.
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That new Lexus is a damn nice car though. Steering wheels are starting to look like Playstation controllers though.

EDIT - Trishield - it looks like the editors share your distaste for the Cadillac seats and interior space, and our distaste for the CUE system.

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The Lexus shines in this one, and it looks excellent in the process. KUDOS for Lexus building a cool car that also resembles affordable in its higher level of demand for money. It's honestly the 1st Lexus I would consider ahead of a similar BMW. As cool as the Caddy is, it stood no chance here. Perhaps an 8spd could've changed everything, but the interior just doesn't look as good as it should in this class. On the other hand, neither does the BMW... The ISF kicked them both back into the parking lot. I could actually BUY this Lexus and I've not considered any since the SC400(back in the 90's).
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The front end of the Lexus is hideous.
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Cliffs notes:

Cadillac - best driver, loses because weird shifter boot.

BMW - Is this a boring Lexus?! Still says BMW so it can't come in last.

Lexus - Is this a great BMW?! Hideous inside and out, but at least it's not domestic.

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The Lexus shines in this one, and it looks excellent in the process. KUDOS for Lexus building a cool car that also resembles affordable in its higher level of demand for money. It's honestly the 1st Lexus I would consider ahead of a similar BMW. As cool as the Caddy is, it stood no chance here. Perhaps an 8spd could've changed everything, but the interior just doesn't look as good as it should in this class. On the other hand, neither does the BMW... The ISF kicked them both back into the parking lot. I could actually BUY this Lexus and I've not considered any since the SC400(back in the 90's).
This isn't and ISF.

This interior of the Lexus is outclassed by the other two IMO. It looks like a 90's GM interior design that I can't quite put my finger on.

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The front end of the Lexus is hideous.
WHAT?!

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Originally Posted by justin455
Cliffs notes:

Cadillac - best driver, loses because weird shifter boot.

BMW - Is this a boring Lexus?! Still says BMW so it can't come in last.

Lexus - Is this a great BMW?! Hideous inside and out, but at least it's not domestic.
Clearly, the foreign cars kicked the Cadillac *** in their actual testing. GM shouldn't bring a 6-gun to a machine gun fight and that's that.

This isn't and ISF.
Yes it is, but it's not THE ISF... I should've known someone was going to see the 350 between IS and Fsport and declare it's not really what it is... Whatever. Read the label, decide what you wish.

This interior of the Lexus is outclassed by the other two IMO. It looks like a 90's GM interior design that I can't quite put my finger on.
Wow! If you really think that, go GET INTO these cars and find yourself wondering what you were thinking. I got into a 328 a few weeks ago and was duly happy with it, but it's not this Lexus. The other two are UGLY in comparison and nothing inside the Lexus looks cheap.
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Originally Posted by justin455
This interior of the Lexus is outclassed by the other two IMO. It looks like a 90's GM interior design that I can't quite put my finger on.
I agree with justin on the interior, and yes It'll run, I have been in various new Lexus models, my least favourite being the IS models (most favourite, the GS lineup)

Beretta anyone...

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Originally Posted by NW-99SS
I agree with justin on the interior, and yes It'll run, I have been in various new Lexus models, my least favourite being the IS models (most favourite, the GS lineup)

Beretta anyone...

Seriously? You really think that old GM heap is comparable to a Lexus? Of course you don't. You did remind me of the fun I had with my Beretta back when, however, so thank you!

Just because a 20-something added look-alike materials to his heap, hoping to make people think its nicer than it is, doesn't mean it resembles any vehicle that starts with actual quality parts... Well, to me, anyway.

By the way, the look-like carbon fiber stuff... is IN the GM tested, as it is in the heap pictured. No such nonsense is seen in the Lexus or BMW. At least, I don't see it in them, but I do see it plainly in the Cadillac. It was 1 of the complaints. I still think it looks okay, but to me, the Lexus looks much nicer. Not necessarily much better, but much nicer, as compared to the BMW also, the Lexus looks much nicer to me.
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Relax, it was in response to justin's "It looks like a 90's GM interior design that I can't quite put my finger on."

Obviously I don't think the quality is the same, just the look.
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I knew what you meant, but the two barely resemble one another from here. The Lexus basically has a 3-tier dash while the Chevy has a singular piece. The Lexus has a 2 level console... not so much with the Chevy. The differences go on and on. No doubt, for me the GM far more resembles the GM than does the Lexus. The Caddy doesn't look as cheap as the Chevy, but then... it isn't. It's clearly cheaper than the Lexus though.
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Oh well, you like the Lexus interior. Justin and I think it's ugly, moving on...

Edit, BTW, I'm not huge on the Caddy interior either and I think the last gen 3 series was all and around a better car.
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These are opinions, its becoming quite clear you dont understand different people can have different opinions. The IS350 F-sport (not ISF) is ugly inside and out. Just because a turd is made of solid gold doesn't mean it still doesnt look like a turd. Its an ugly design no matter how nice it is.

The ATS's interior looks the best to me (key words here "to me"). I really dont feel like its a big deal. Car & Driver has always had a German > Japanese > Domestic bias. I wasnt surprised by the results when I read them the day before, I was just giving my take. I like the ATS, the 3 series is getting bloated, and the IS is so ugly its shouldve been aborted. Its still better than half of the Nissan/Infiniti lineup, but not by much.
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Originally Posted by justin455
These are opinions, its becoming quite clear you dont understand different people can have different opinions. The IS350 F-sport (not ISF) is ugly inside and out. Just because a turd is made of solid gold doesn't mean it still doesnt look like a turd. Its an ugly design no matter how nice it is.

The ATS's interior looks the best to me (key words here "to me"). I really dont feel like its a big deal. Car & Driver has always had a German > Japanese > Domestic bias. I wasnt surprised by the results when I read them the day before, I was just giving my take. I like the ATS, the 3 series is getting bloated, and the IS is so ugly its shouldve been aborted. Its still better than half of the Nissan/Infiniti lineup, but not by much.
Considering you're stalking me in other threads too, it's OBVIOUS that I recently stated that we have opinions and are entitled to them... Stop being an idiot. Grow up. ******' 20-somethin's... I remember those days, but we didn't have enough internet access to show the world what an idiot we were.

You and I agree that C&D has a bias, but we don't agree that you also have a bias, because you simply can't see it on your own. You're a GM and you always will be. Bottom line: You're upset again, that someone had the audacity to claim a GM product isn't the best in the world. NEWSFLASH: That's been the case for 50yrs or more.

As for your juvenile comment that I don't understand opinions can be different... You're the one WHINING(from your 1st response here) that your opinion is the right one and those who wrote the article are simply BIAS whereas you're altogether even-handed... Riiiiiight.
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Originally Posted by It'llrun
Considering you're stalking me in other threads too, it's OBVIOUS that I recently stated that we have opinions and are entitled to them... Stop being an idiot. Grow up. ******' 20-somethin's... I remember those days, but we didn't have enough internet access to show the world what an idiot we were.

You and I agree that C&D has a bias, but we don't agree that you also have a bias, because you simply can't see it on your own. You're a GM and you always will be. Bottom line: You're upset again, that someone had the audacity to claim a GM product isn't the best in the world. NEWSFLASH: That's been the case for 50yrs or more.

As for your juvenile comment that I don't understand opinions can be different... You're the one WHINING(from your 1st response here) that your opinion is the right one and those who wrote the article are simply BIAS whereas you're altogether even-handed... Riiiiiight.
I cant help it if you say stupid **** in different threads (just one other one, right next to this one, in the same section...stalking) I happen to go into. I'll just stop pointing out your attitude so you dont think I have a hard on for the old guy. Chill out, dude...wouldn't want you to have a heart attack because someone else has a different opinion. I know you must not be as used to it since the world has gotten so much bigger with the internet age.

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Originally Posted by justin455
I cant help it if you say stupid **** in different threads (just one other one, right next to this one, in the same section...stalking) I happen to go into. I'll just stop pointing out your attitude so you dont think I have a hard on for the old guy. Chill out, dude...wouldn't want you to have a heart attack because someone else has a different opinion. I know you must not be as used to it since the world has gotten so much bigger with the internet age.
Don't worry about me, kid... I'll be around a long time still, I'm sure. Doc told me less than 1yr ago that my heart is better than most. I quit smoking in 1996 and all is good...

You can't help if I say stupid ****... you don't even KNOW when you say stupid ****. That's the difference between a real man, and you.

You can stop stalking now... You might even take note that it's TRUE that you were and are the one whining, while complaining that it's others. YOU are the one who not only disagreed with the article, but proceeded to tell everyone exactly why the car you prefer(not even having been in any of them yourself) wasn't chosen as the winner. It's ALL about bias against the **** you like to lick... They're all wrong and some CHILD who's NEVER EVEN SAT in any of these cars... he's the one who knows all the correct answers... Grow up, dummy.

Btw, the internet has been around probably longer than you... It's not that I'm not used to it in the least. It's that you're still just a kid. You remind me of one of my nephews, only lacking intelligence and talent. Have a nice day.
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Originally Posted by It'llrun
Don't worry about me, kid... I'll be around a long time still, I'm sure. Doc told me less than 1yr ago that my heart is better than most. I quit smoking in 1996 and all is good...

You can't help if I say stupid ****... you don't even KNOW when you say stupid ****. That's the difference between a real man, and you.

You can stop stalking now... You might even take note that it's TRUE that you were and are the one whining, while complaining that it's others. YOU are the one who not only disagreed with the article, but proceeded to tell everyone exactly why the car you prefer(not even having been in any of them yourself) wasn't chosen as the winner. It's ALL about bias against the **** you like to lick... They're all wrong and some CHILD who's NEVER EVEN SAT in any of these cars... he's the one who knows all the correct answers... Grow up, dummy.

Btw, the internet has been around probably longer than you... It's not that I'm not used to it in the least. It's that you're still just a kid. You remind me of one of my nephews, only lacking intelligence and talent. Have a nice day.
I'm quite curious now, which makes you feel better about yourself? The blatant and childish insinuation that I perform homosexual acts; or that my youthful vigor, in stark contrast to your advanced age, somehow implies a lower level of intelligence?

Though you are correct I haven't been in all of these cars, it has no bearing on which I prefer aesthetically. I have been in an ATS (though a 2.0 model) and a new 5 series, but even if the chance to sit in that hideous IS350 interior arose, I would quickly deny the offer. Besides, I just don't care to go looking to sit in every new car coming to market, nor do I have the time. Even if that were not the case, I wouldn't waste my time in a model I find so visually displeasing.
Sadly I don't live the life you live. I don't reside in death's doorstep, spending my days gloriously shaking my fists at the world's 20-somethings to get off my virtual lawn only to then regale them with tales of all the car seats that have caressed my wrinkled ***. Ah, if only...yet, sadly I am a young and useful member of society. One can only hope in due time...

I hope my words provide great entertainment as you read them at 4:30am, over your morning half of a grapefruit. Have a nice day, Gramps.
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If you perform homosexual acts, keep it to yourself. I not only didn't say you did, but I didn't remotely insinuate it either. You're a GM(not a human being, in case you're wondering) nutswinger and that's what I was referring to, nothing more. You're so wrapped up in stupidity favoring GM, if it had a dick, you'd blow it! You openly want it to live inside you. Call it LOVE, for all I care...

You're negative judgement about a car you've never even been close to only shows your bias and childishness. The bias part, you sat there crying was the problem of a magazine... At least they've been in the cars in question, unlike you. Save your hypocrisy for your family. We're all full here. It boils down to the same thing. You're a two-bit wannabe, complaining that the GM lost, yet again. Get used to it kid. Aside from Corvette, GM is used to losing performance and looks contests. If they actually start building HIGH QUALITY vehicles as a rule, that may change. As long as their main interest lies in production quantity, they'll keep losing. Relax though, it WORKS for them.

In the end: Cadillac finished last in this one... SHOCKING!

We're done here.
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Wow, the Lexus is ugly.
And isn't a manual available for the Caddy and BMW?


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