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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 02:41 PM
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What did the condom say to the other condom when they walked by the gay bar??
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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"Hey one night in that bar I was wrapped around a gerbil and shoved inside some kid named brad's ***"
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 02:56 PM
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was g-greg at that gay bar ?????????? lol
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Noyzee
What did the condom say to the other condom when they walked by the gay bar??
Condom1:"Have you ever been in that bar?"

Condom2: " Brad's ***? Once, it smelled like vasaline and burnt gerbils. But it's been too packed by other Toms, Dicks and Harrys for me to ever re-visit."

You set your self up there buddy!
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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lets go visit brad again
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 03:20 PM
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you guys are all wrong.
answer is:
Wanna get **** faced?!!!
LOL,
you guys suck
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 03:32 PM
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all above replies, wanna see a joke??
Go take a ****, the joke is in your hands.
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 03:34 PM
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Noyzee
you guys are all wrong.
answer is:
Wanna get **** faced?!!!
LOL,
you guys suck
I couldnt help it brad

Marcel that was ******* hilarious
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 05:13 PM
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its ok, i aint mad. you guys just showin love.
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 05:15 PM
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oh my frigen god ,YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 05:18 PM
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G-regg, keep picking on me. NO STAMP FOR YOU, 1 YEAR! go now!!!
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 08:30 PM
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Ha,ha.
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 09:38 PM
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I'm wiping the tears from my eyes right now.... Christ that was funny.
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 07:35 AM
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Why are gay men the first to check out of a hotel?

-Because they had their **** packed the night before.

That's the only gay joke I know.
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 07:49 AM
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^^^^^^ lmao!!!

Funny thing is, my old lady told me that one! she's a pig. lol
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you're not right brad...... just not right.
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PurEvl
"Hey one night in that bar I was wrapped around a gerbil and shoved inside some kid named brad's ***"
hahahahahaha....omigod that's funny
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 03:02 PM
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Your dead to night butta's!!!!
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Old Dec 8, 2004 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by PurEvl
I couldnt help it brad

Marcel that was ******* hilarious
Hey, when I saw him make that post with no answer I just shook my head.
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