You know you drive an F body when:
08-10-2009, 09:36 AM
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38. when you take forever to park in a parking lot because you analyze every possible outcome about parking next to this guy or that guy and end up parking across the street and still some ******* parks next to you, but you dont get mad if its another GM muscle car.........and so on
Did I mention: You have no feakin' idea how true that is!
08-11-2009, 10:49 PM
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you know you drive an fbody when...
1.you spend 4 hours washing/detailing the thing and then when your done, have to go for a short trip around the block to show off.
2.you pull into the movie theatre parking lot and go ALL the way up to the building, drive past everybody in line, and then go all the way back down to the other end of the parking lot away from other cars to park.
3.you never fill the tank more than 75%.
4.your sitting at the red light and the guys hot girlfriend in the ricer next to you checks both you and your car out and all you can do is ignore her, smile, look straight, and focus on beating the ricer to the merge up ahead.
5.you have the nicest looking car in the parking lot.
6.you give respect to others driving fbody's.
7.you have to be the fastest on the highway.
8.you try to break 120mph by the end of the accel ramp.
9.you rest your hand on the shifter.
10.your sitting at the red light and you have a habit of jiggling the shifter and shift(with clutch in) to see how much "play" is in the center.
1.you spend 4 hours washing/detailing the thing and then when your done, have to go for a short trip around the block to show off.
2.you pull into the movie theatre parking lot and go ALL the way up to the building, drive past everybody in line, and then go all the way back down to the other end of the parking lot away from other cars to park.
3.you never fill the tank more than 75%.
4.your sitting at the red light and the guys hot girlfriend in the ricer next to you checks both you and your car out and all you can do is ignore her, smile, look straight, and focus on beating the ricer to the merge up ahead.
5.you have the nicest looking car in the parking lot.
6.you give respect to others driving fbody's.
7.you have to be the fastest on the highway.
8.you try to break 120mph by the end of the accel ramp.
9.you rest your hand on the shifter.
10.your sitting at the red light and you have a habit of jiggling the shifter and shift(with clutch in) to see how much "play" is in the center.
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08-12-2009, 07:54 AM
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i always like that list, havent read it in awhile. I do atleast half the things on the list...
but i really do have to ask...
are girls stupid enough to ask a car guy.... if they love her (the girlfriend) more then the car? poor girls, they set themselves up for disapointment...
but i really do have to ask...
are girls stupid enough to ask a car guy.... if they love her (the girlfriend) more then the car? poor girls, they set themselves up for disapointment...
08-12-2009, 04:59 PM
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Most ARE definitely TRUE!...AND.... Zger really is a douchebag...He and his girlfriend both.....Only driving the cars to impress...All about the image...No passion.. At least he was honest enough though to call himself a *****...but its more like DOUCHE... if he wasnt, he wouldnt have taken so long to answer all of those.... He would probably call the cops if you revved your car up by his house or call you in for line up next to him at a light...LOL..
08-12-2009, 05:22 PM
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That list keeps getting longer. Unfortunately so are the things I am guilty of. All my co-workers think im nuts sitting here laughing at myself. Hate it when someone rides with me... Don't slam the d!!...... Nice read OP. Thanks for the list of laughs!
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