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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 09:17 PM
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OK we messed with a newb on a local board and the **** got funny, we made up a car part and this kid thought he needed it , BADLY.

N)ot A) R)eal P)art

Rad for a good laugh ,post 16 starts it:

http://www.need2speed.com/vb_forums/...ad.php?t=28790
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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that's funny as all get out. even did an EBay auction. tell transman nice boost valve. was it the .500 megavalve??
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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took me 15 minutes to read all the posts and ebay ad, but damn thats the funniest thing ive seen on the boards to date.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 10:21 PM
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I want to see that done on this forum
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 10:22 AM
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I laughed till it hurt. I could not believe it went that far.
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 10:29 AM
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I was the winner of the Narps. Definitely one of the funniest threads ever.
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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you guys are brutal!
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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toooo funny!
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 04:44 PM
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you know i just learned what N.A.R.P stood for. i am sure someone told me back in the day, i just forgot

...yea, thats it. i forgot!
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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holy **** thats a long read.. but thats ****** funny


good stuff..
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 05:22 PM
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yeah, wow that took forever to read but well worth it...i needed a laugh at someone else's expense today and that was the ticket.
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Transman
A narp (short for "intake narp") is a valve under your intake that controls differential pressure and vacuum flow across your intake valve. It is critical that your narps be properly calibrated to your engine displacement. Nissan had a run of improperly calibrated narps that caused a cylinder reversion problem. Luckily they corrected that problem in 1993. There are still many Nissans out there with improperly sized narps.

Ask that guy Pauly Walnuts. I warned him about it, but he didn't believe me. He bought the teflon coated narps. I told him to get the hardened titanium ones. He didn't take my advice. His cylinder reversion was so pronounced that it caused his timing chain to break. He tried to save money and it cost him more in the long run.

Worst part about the teflon coated narps is that the teflon wears out over time. This causes the flow pattern around the narp to expand and cause cylinder reversion. There are few mechanics that truly understand narp function, much less diagnose it.
That is classic. So many random words!

Last edited by camaroextra; Mar 6, 2007 at 06:57 PM.
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 06:55 PM
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I am not transman, I am pauly walnuts on that board. Transman used the "narps" routine that I used a ways back. He just took it to a new level with the fake E-bay auction. LOL!!!!
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 06:57 PM
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God, thats amazing.... Im laughing so hard, I have tears rolling down my cheeks....
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 97blkz
I am not transman, I am pauly walnuts on that board. Transman used the "narps" routine that I used a ways back. He just took it to a new level with the fake E-bay auction. LOL!!!!
true. edited.
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 08:18 PM
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Was that the same kid who said the 240 he is buying comes with the stock inline 6 cyl.?
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Old Mar 7, 2007 | 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by KOTSperformance
Was that the same kid who said the 240 he is buying comes with the stock inline 6 cyl.?

Yes it is.
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 07:24 AM
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damn, I missed it. Ill have to check it out.
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 08:28 AM
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Ya I have been following it. Pretty funny.
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