Short story..
Douche: it's got a bad *** blower in it" then he looks at his wife and winks at her.
Me: what kind
Douche: procharger a1
Me: intercooled? High output? How many pounds of boost?
Douche: ( he starts stuttering) it has two intercoolers, high out put, and 15lb's of boost.
Me
b.s.) really? That's pretty bad ***. Stock bottom end?Douche: yes then he changes his mind and says no.
Me: did you Dyno it? How much power did it make?
Douche: 600+
Me
a stock ls1 can't hold that) what else do you have done to it? Douche: just got some injectors and a clutch.
Me: what kind.
Douche: I forgot.
Me: what do you do for a living?
Douche: autozone.
Me: (working at autozone, you should know many brands of parts, nevertheless the parts that you f*king use!!) nicee. We should line our cars up some time
Douche: what do you have? My car will walk all over you
Me: 04 z06 with a hall tech intake, ported throttle body, long tube's, off road x-pipes, etc.
Douche: ( starts stuttering like a mf'er). Ye-yeah maybe we should. Honey (his wife) we need to leave.
The end! Lol! Don't you guys love liars like these?
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...yeah and the only "bad *** blower" it had in the car was his wife....shoulda told him to go buy a civic.
The fact that you felt the need to pay attention to his conversation that did not involve you and then proceed to call him out on it , then post in here about it , well that makes you look like a tool
The fact that you felt the need to pay attention to his conversation that did not involve you and then proceed to call him out on it , then post in here about it , well that makes you look like a tool
And what does not make sense is why your story was posted at all? cool story bro ! and why the hell was it posted in a technical forum by someone that does not even own a force inducted car ?

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Last edited by tripblackls1; Jan 28, 2012 at 05:53 PM.









probably would have said black with flames or something.
