PTK results.
His power is clearly drawn from estimated completetion times...
This god will accept no offerings. Nothing will assuage his wrath. This god preys on the penniless and rewards the rich... and came down once a long time ago from his throne to fornicate with a human female.
All women carrying this divine strain became later known as "Gold Diggin Hos," and they are as evil as they are widespread today! Damn the Turbo god!!!
Damn all money pits! 
I hope he didn't hear me, I still got a car in the shop and I'm nearly broke!!!


