This is important, so please read
This is important, so please read Everyday i go outside, i always find **** on my car.
Well its usually once a week at random times
Weather it be milk , or some jug with green **** in it labeled' poison ' ..im so sick of this ****.. I have been workin nonstop and dont even talk to anybody anymore so i know i dont have grudges with anyone..
How do i stop this..its so ******* annoying..This stuff smells so bad..i mean i had this crazy idea to go to dunkin donuts at 5 am once..i walk outside and there i c **** on my car..
Parking in the garage is a bitch cuz my car is loud and my parents will wake up..
I thought of installing security cameras but those r $$..
i know who it is but i cant do **** cuz theres no proof its them..i have no clue what to ******* do..
p.s. what liquids will ruin my paint...
Well its usually once a week at random times
Weather it be milk , or some jug with green **** in it labeled' poison ' ..im so sick of this ****.. I have been workin nonstop and dont even talk to anybody anymore so i know i dont have grudges with anyone..
How do i stop this..its so ******* annoying..This stuff smells so bad..i mean i had this crazy idea to go to dunkin donuts at 5 am once..i walk outside and there i c **** on my car..
Parking in the garage is a bitch cuz my car is loud and my parents will wake up..
I thought of installing security cameras but those r $$..
i know who it is but i cant do **** cuz theres no proof its them..i have no clue what to ******* do..
p.s. what liquids will ruin my paint...
dude just stay up one night and see who comes by. A video camera would be helpful so you can video them in action so you can take them to court if needed. Don't do anything stupid like beat them up or make them drink it. It will just get you in trouble too.
seeing them arrested should be satifaction enough. to know that you were the bigger man by not retaliating. (sp)
seeing them arrested should be satifaction enough. to know that you were the bigger man by not retaliating. (sp)
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I for one couldnt ever mess with someones car no matter what they did to mine, its just not in my heart the hurt a car but i am SSOOOO for stayin up and catchin the little bastard slappin him around a few times and then takin him to jail. He is trespassing so you wont get in trouble for a few left hooks...
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i believe you should get a copy of pulp fiction. Watch the scene about "Never **** with another man's automobile" and draw your own conclusions.
If you catch them in the act it will usually make them wise up and they wont be dumb enough to do it again cause they know they'll be in deep ****. Dont do anything dumb, just catch whoever is doing it
i would setup a cheap video recorder and record until you caught them.
what you do from there is up to you....... i know in some cases i would go the lawful route... in other cases, i would make my own judgement..... just be careful and think of the repercussions of your actions.. dont act on emotion, act on thought.
what you do from there is up to you....... i know in some cases i would go the lawful route... in other cases, i would make my own judgement..... just be careful and think of the repercussions of your actions.. dont act on emotion, act on thought.
If you have a good sized front yard -park you car in the grass and act like you are cleaning it up all day. Dig a big *** hole like 7-8' deep on the other side of the car not facing the road. Be sure before you start digging you shave the top layer of grass off clean so you can reuse it. Lay a piece of very thin board across the hole and cover it with the scaplt grass. Once the bitches have fell in the bottom of your hole have 9-10 gallons of rotten milk handy along with 10-15 gallons of Bull semen from your local farmer and start filling the hole up. Check with your city ordinance before you start digging a hole for gas/water lines. Then proceed to call the police and tell them you have a couple of gays covered in butter milk and semen peeking through your windows at your mom while taking a shower and you caught them. Just an idea-let me know how it works out!!!!!!! 
A good way of catching them would be to get a video camera and park my car in a spot where they could only get to it by passing the view of the camera. If you have to put the camera on your dash facing the front. And if you stay up and catch them in the act. God help them because I know what would happen if someone did this to my car. I would wait all night watching out the window just waiting . . . .I might also notify the cops just to make a report of it incase you caught them in your yard and really beat there *** pretty bad. Good luck and happy hunting! 
We caught some chevy fanatic screwing with my dad's excursion one time after repeated incidentes. He ended up getting a new paint job which is quite costly for that large of a vehicle. I was sleeping in the vehicle. Just do that, its the easiest thing to do. We offered him paying for that, or going to jail AND paying for a new paint job.