badazz99ls1

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this Camaro, even with it's big blower, As light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
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Cool28

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lol

BigTex

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[quote]Originally posted by badazz99ls1:
<strong>...These are the names of my four VTEC pistons...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Good stuff. I think I need to name my pistons too. <img src="gr_tounge.gif" border="0">

WeatherGuy

Admittedly not a technical post, but hey, it's Christmas <img src="graemlins/gr_xmas.gif" border="0" alt="[santa]" /> <img src="graemlins/gr_xmas.gif" border="0" alt="[santa]" />

Seriously, that is one of the funnier things I have read <img src="gr_grin.gif" border="0">

Happy Holidays everyone!

Jim Mills

That was funny <img src="gr_grin.gif" border="0">

sammysockethead

Cheers! <img src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" />

LS1powerN20

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Colonel

LOL! <img src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

Moving to the Lounge... <img src="graemlins/gr_xmas.gif" border="0" alt="[santa]" />