Help!! Smart a$$ Ford owner!!! Need a response.
07-12-2007 | 07:16 PM
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Help!! Smart a$$ Ford owner!!! Need a response. Alright, so I go on my buddys myspace page and this Ford guy that owns a 98 GT 
post two pictures making fun of chevy. I want to send a smart a$$ comment back, but I can't think of anything really good and I figured I would make a thread to get some F-body people to help me out, lol.
Here are the comments posted. Send me the best you got.
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post two pictures making fun of chevy. I want to send a smart a$$ comment back, but I can't think of anything really good and I figured I would make a thread to get some F-body people to help me out, lol. Here are the comments posted. Send me the best you got.
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07-12-2007 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NemeSS
the dudes with the slow 13 and 14 sec. cars will always hate
its the quiet ones with the fox bodies, u gotta watch out for
its the quiet ones with the fox bodies, u gotta watch out for
07-12-2007 | 08:50 PM
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Well this is what my buddy tells people when they say **** about is vette. Ya a corvette is a small ***** car its just to make up what god didn't give you. What he says in response " Bitch my corvette isn't to make up for my dick size is mother ******* extension of what i already have" LOL i think its funny. tell him Our cars are pantie droppers once we roll up the panties just drop, cant say the same about the blue oval. Its kinda funny cause its not true LOL girls like mustangs more.
07-12-2007 | 08:56 PM
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Came up with some more ideas:
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online.
While they're busy stroking their engines, you're busy stroking your keyboard.
They practice the speed of their upshifts...you practice the speed of your uploads.
The only thing faster than a Mustang, is a Mustang owner with broadband internet.
So crack open a Bud Light, O Bill Gates of Bench Racing. Because nobody knows better than you that the secret to being a winner isn't in how many horses you have under the hood, but whether you've got a shiny chrome one...on the hood."
Anheuser-Busch, LS1tech.com
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online.
While they're busy stroking their engines, you're busy stroking your keyboard.
They practice the speed of their upshifts...you practice the speed of your uploads.
The only thing faster than a Mustang, is a Mustang owner with broadband internet.
So crack open a Bud Light, O Bill Gates of Bench Racing. Because nobody knows better than you that the secret to being a winner isn't in how many horses you have under the hood, but whether you've got a shiny chrome one...on the hood."
Anheuser-Busch, LS1tech.com
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07-12-2007 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by thesoundandthefury
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
Omg this is perfect
07-12-2007 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by thesoundandthefury
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
07-12-2007 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by thesoundandthefury
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
That was a good one. I decided to use that.
07-12-2007 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MadMike 97 Z28
HAHA dude i am stealing this and posting it anywhere that i find trash talking mustang owners. hope you dont mind.
07-12-2007 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by thesoundandthefury
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
07-12-2007 | 09:32 PM
#15
Originally Posted by thesoundandthefury
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online."
That's all I can think of for now, but ya'll feel free to add to it if you like.
This should totally be the new LS1Tech slogan. As soon as everyone signs on that should be the first thing they see. Maybe keep some of these guys out
07-12-2007 | 09:33 PM
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Def. NOT as good as thesoundandthefury but heres mine:
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. GT Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now know the true power of a GT Mustang. Your cobra emblems and saleen body kit are no match for other car owners with your 200 hp of rubber burning fury. With blingin engine bay you sore across town, shifting through all four gears of your automatic transmission. You feel confident that with your chrome intake you have successfully added 50 rwhp. Even old ladies fear you as you hit 60mph in the senior center parking lot. You know that one day Ford will make a fast car. One day... So here's to you Mr. GT Mustang owner.
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. GT Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now know the true power of a GT Mustang. Your cobra emblems and saleen body kit are no match for other car owners with your 200 hp of rubber burning fury. With blingin engine bay you sore across town, shifting through all four gears of your automatic transmission. You feel confident that with your chrome intake you have successfully added 50 rwhp. Even old ladies fear you as you hit 60mph in the senior center parking lot. You know that one day Ford will make a fast car. One day... So here's to you Mr. GT Mustang owner.
07-12-2007 | 09:51 PM
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well I guess I have to chime in, you all know what F.O.R.D. means? ****** Only Runs Down hill, Found Dead On Road, Fucked Over Reconditioned Dodge, Fucked On Race Day, and Ford circed the problem on all of their cars.
07-12-2007 | 11:00 PM
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AHAH OMG Sound, that was brilliant, and just like those commercials.
For the Supercharged ones "Forced Induction: Making slow cars fast for over 85 years.". Or something along them lines.
EDIT: OH here's my shot at Shelby heh "GT500: If you can't do it right the first, second, or third time; at least make it a pretty looking failure."
For the Supercharged ones "Forced Induction: Making slow cars fast for over 85 years.". Or something along them lines.
EDIT: OH here's my shot at Shelby heh "GT500: If you can't do it right the first, second, or third time; at least make it a pretty looking failure."
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07-12-2007 | 11:06 PM
#20
Originally Posted by 94 F-body
well I guess I have to chime in, you all know what F.O.R.D. means? ****** Only Runs Down hill, Found Dead On Road, Fucked Over Reconditioned Dodge, Fucked On Race Day, and Ford circed the problem on all of their cars.