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Old Dec 19, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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I'm a Packer fan stuck here in Texas. I thought this was hilarious. Sorry if it's a repost.



God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?'

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.'

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him
a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, 'What do you believe?'

Tony says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields.'

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: 'And you, Brett, what do you
believe?'

Brett replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'


Our Favre,

Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
The bowl will come,
It will be won.
In Phoenix as it is in Lambeau

And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.

Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to the valley of the sun.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheese heads,
now and forever.

AMEN
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Old Dec 19, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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I like the joke at the begining. I am a HUGE Browns fan, but also a Farve fan. My girlfriend is from Texas and a huge Cowboys fan. If the Cowboys face Greenbay in the NFC Championship game.. .well ... I may be single after that one ..lol.
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Old Dec 19, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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that was cool, but I'm a bears fan and hate the packers.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 01:36 AM
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Thats right 1 Bad TA.. I am also A true bears fan WQas born n raised in Melrose Park/Northlake. I also hate the fudgepackers lmao.. But ya, Peyton Manning is the man and he will always be my favorite QB, He dominates all!!!

Vince
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 09:28 AM
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The packers rock!
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 12:03 AM
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They don't call 'em Packers for nothing!
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 01:59 PM
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speaking of the fudge-packers...thier getting thier asses handed to them right now
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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This game today is Hilarious
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 03:36 PM
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That's alright, enjoy it while you can bears fans, your season's over next week
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:18 PM
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our season is over yes... very true, however id rather have it over with sweeping the packers, as opposed to making the playoffs and getting routed in round 2. Keep your hopes high packer fans your demise is a few weeks away, what a bittersweet moment
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 05:51 PM
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricks99ls1
our season is over yes... very true, however id rather have it over with sweeping the packers, as opposed to making the playoffs and getting routed in round 2. Keep your hopes high packer fans your demise is a few weeks away, what a bittersweet moment
Personally I would rather have "my" team in the playoffs than sweep division rival. It was painful to watch though. Every teams demise is a few weeks away anyway, that is unless you're the patriots!
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Old Jan 13, 2008 | 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricks99ls1
our season is over yes... very true, however id rather have it over with sweeping the packers, as opposed to making the playoffs and getting routed in round 2. Keep your hopes high packer fans your demise is a few weeks away, what a bittersweet moment
Another amazingly accurate prediction from a bears fan
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Old Jan 13, 2008 | 08:25 PM
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lol, keep your vagina wet now, itll be all dried up when favre chokes at lambeau against the giants
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Old Jan 13, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Favre wont choke. He choked enough last year! I've been a packers fan since I can remember...its going to be a tough game though.
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by nofearracing28
Favre wont choke. He choked enough last year! I've been a packers fan since I can remember...its going to be a tough game though.
X2 I hope it snows next week!!
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Ricks99ls1
lol, keep your vagina wet now, itll be all dried up when favre chokes at lambeau against the giants
Keep making those predictions! I love how they turn out in our favor. I'm sure they can't choke any worse than the Bears did last year in the Super Bowl, lol!
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by HAMRHEAD
Keep making those predictions! I love how they turn out in our favor. I'm sure they can't choke any worse than the Bears did last year in the Super Bowl, lol!
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 10:29 AM
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My gf will like that!
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 10:53 AM
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blah blah blah blah. 42-20...enough said.
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