stupid deer.
I was 5 minutes north of Davenport (iowa) going back to Dubuque and smoked a deer at 75 mph.
My boyfriend was talking to me and I watching the road and BAM! out of nowhere, this damn deer jumped out in front of us. I screamed "OHHH MY GODDDDDD!!" like a the bitch I am.... and after we hit it my boyfriend finally got a chance to see what happened and yelled "WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!"
well, there was a van full of high school boys and coach coming back from a track meet behind us... they saw the whole thing and stopped after it happened.
apparently my car was like a shovel... scooped the deer right up and threw it in the air 15 ft. Everyone was saying they saw the deer split into two pieces...
so. my passenger headlight is GONE. ripped the metal cover back so that's on the hood now and i have NO GLASS from the light or anything. nothing but exposed wires.... broke off pieces of the hood, messed up the bumper, and took out the fender. oh and did i mention there's **** all over the windshield and blood everywhere else.
Oh. Keep in mind.... MY CAR WAS ALL REPAINTED TWO WEEKS AGO!!!
car sounds a bit funny under the hood... ran fine the rest of the way back to dubuque... but when it's light out i'll be able to see it better....
pics will be up soon!
I gotta finish up this silo i'm drinking... mmm Bud light... fixes everything and calms me down
I kid. That really sucks, I'm sorry to hear. I dropped a dear doing about 60 in my old GTP once, ****** tried to jump over me and basically was flung up in the air by me hitting it. People from florida stopped behind me and were more shaken up than I was. I was ******* furious, though. I remember that.
OH well. Nobody is hurt... and the car can be fixed... just sucks that the car was repainted two weeks ago... ahhhhH!
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one week before it happened (after I got the car repainted and put on a flowmaster exhaust)
I think my car held up pretty good considering I was doing 75mph when I hit it.

drivers fender


bitch ran off with my headlight and everything inside it too lol

my 21st birthday is Sunday (may 4th) Happy birthday to me I guess....
ugh..



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Car took it fairly well, next time slow down
Glad you both are ok.Paint can be fixed, antlers to the head can't.
I ended up breaking down and crying because of "what could have happened" got to me... I've been thinking over the "WHAT IF" thing all last night and all day today...
i'm exhausted...
I knew a guy years and years back and his parents let him take the KIA SUV out for the first time by himself, hit a deer that night and it did not kill it but messed it up, he had to watch a Marine I was with shoot it and then we had to go explain everything to his parents. They took it rather well and did nothing but say they were glad he was ok hahaha, kia was pretty beat up!
Be carefull cleaning anything on the car that may have deer parts of fluids on it.
I need to make sure they check the radiator and all that fun stuff. When I was sitting in the drive thru before I heard a ticking noise...
That's why I dont get how they only see 2800 in damage... hmm whatever, as long as they fix EVERYTHING and dont screw me over (just because i'm a chick)
So the body shop called me yesterday and told me my hood I have isnt "factory"... so they wont be putting the same one on. Well, I bought it like that in Chicago... but this guy is saying when he ran my VIN it didnt say anything about the hood looking like that....
so now we're arguing... and I told him to put the one I had on otherwise it would decrease the value of my car...blablabla...
so, does the formula come with the "non functional" ram hood?




