Multimedia Exchange Videos | Sound Clips | Photos | Photoshop

How to have fun on a Thursday Night

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Dec 13, 2007 | 09:45 PM
  #1  
WS.6#384's Avatar
Thread Starter
12 Second Club
20 Year Member
Photogenic
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 184
Likes: 4
From: Dayton,TX
Default How to have fun on a Thursday Night

Welcome to Verizon Live Chat. You have selected to chat about:
TN: xxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Slow Throughput
Question: I am about to drop this service. I have delt with your idiot tech support, your automated bs, your test that say I do not have a problem, If you do not send a tech out, I am cancelling. Been going on for 3 months or more, I have called numerous times, is it my 3 year old modem? is it my line?SOLVE!
19:59:02 A Verizon Service Representative will be with you shortly. Thank you.
20:18:32 Estimated wait time is approximately 14m:12s's, we apologize for the delay.You are next in the line. A representative will be with you shortly.
20:18:37 Agent Vikas has joined.
20:18:37 Vikas: Chat ID for this session is 12130743837.
Vikas: Thank you for contacting Verizon ,it's my goal to provide "outstanding service" this is Vikas and I will be working with you today.
Vikas: I really apologize for inconvenience caused to you. We are here to help you and I assure you that I will try my level best to resolve this issue.
Brian: ok im 20 mins into this already
Vikas: May I confirm your ten digit DSL telephone number as xxxxxxxxxx and In case we need to contact you ....Shall we use the same number which you have given to us ?
Brian: i do not have a verizon lan line phone number, only verizon cell phone service. My original lan line phone number was xxx-xxx-xxxxVikas: All right.
Vikas: Could you please tell me your first and last name and your billing address ?
Brian: xxx xxxxx, P.O. Box 999, TX xxxxxx
Vikas: Thank you for providing me the information.
Vikas: It will take a few minutes to review your DSL account. Thank you for your patience.
Vikas: Thank you for your patience and Thank you for being online.
Vikas: Could you please elaborate your issue ?
Brian: My issue is that my connection speed fluctuates during game play. I am a gamer, I take this serious. I can not deal with it any longer. I have been on at least 3 of these very same chat sessions, bet you are going to run some test. And then tell me my connection is within tolerance. I want someone to come out and check my system, or tell me how to check an intermittant problem on my modem. Why is it taking you 5 mins to respond to my answers?
Vikas: All right.
Vikas: I really apologize for inconvenience caused to you. We are here to help you and I assure you that I will try my level best to resolve this issue.
Vikas: How long have you been facing this problem ?
Brian: 3-4 months
Vikas: Which operating system are you using ? Like Windows XP or Vista etc.
Brian: the wonderfull windows vista.............i am seriously considering going back to xp
Vikas: Which modem are you using like Westell 6100 or Action tec and are you using any third party router ?
Brian: ohh i have an old 2100, verizon never asked me if I needed another modem when i swapped my service????? I think it is pretty old
Brian: are ther options?
Vikas: I understand your concern however if you want to change the modem then you need to pay some amount for that.
Brian: Ok, please expain (This was never explained to me) When I subscribed to my Verizon DSL service. I was given a Westell 2100 (not really sure about 3 years ago i guess). I then transferred (paying an additional fee i think and was not given another modem.)m I expected to keep this modem for the life of my verizon contract? I was never asked about modem options.
Vikas: Are you there with me ?
Vikas: I understand your cocnern however you can not replace this modem to the new one, However you can buy a new modem for you.
Brian: can you repeat that in english?
Vikas: I mean to say that you need to pay for new modem.
Brian: Do we know that the modem is the problem? Have we checked anything yet??????????
Vikas: I understand your cocnern however I was informing this because you were asking for modem replacement options.
Brian: Ok I am 54 minutes into this. What have we accomplished?
Brian: I get a new modem when I sign up for Earthlink cable
Vikas: I really apologize for inconvenience caused to you. We are here to help you and I assure you that I will try my level best to resolve this issue.
Vikas: Are you able to open web sites and Are you able to log in with your verizon account ?
Brian: YES
Vikas: Could you please tell me that Are you getting slow speed only when you play games or every time when you work on internet ?
Brian: its off and on but with both.
Vikas: All right.
Vikas: Could you please tell me the status of lights on the modem ?
Brian: tleft one blinking, right 2 on
Vikas: Have you cheked all the filters attached to all analog devices like Fax machine, ID caller or any Answering machine ?
Brian: i have no phone, fax, answering machine. Only internet. As I told you only Verizon cell phone.
Brian: so i dont need filters
Vikas: All right.
Vikas: Have you tried to connnect your DSL connection to another wall jack if you have at your home ?
Brian: i have tried everything in the world my man. That is why I am calling you. I have ran temporary wire from my pole to my house connection box, I have tried various connections as well.
Vikas: Could you please tell me that how many computers are connected with your DSL service ?
Brian: 3
Vikas: Is the DSL modem phone cord 14 feet or less - preferably the one supplied with the DSL Equipment ?
Brian: yes
Vikas: Thank you for providing me the information.
Vikas: In order to solve your particular problem, I'd like to start a screen sharing session that will allow me to see your screen and share your mouse and keyboard. You'll have primary control and can end the session at any time. Please close any confidential or private windows except the chat window before clicking OK on the forthcoming notice. You are requested that please keep on responding on chat to avoid the 5 minutes timeout.May I begin?
Brian: yes
Vikas: Please click on this link"https://broker.gotoassist.com/h/verizondsl?Question=DR238-0544", It will allow me to share your computer screen.
This session will automatically timeout in 5 minutes. Please respond.
Due to inactivity your chat has been closed. You may open a new chat when you have more time. Thank You.
Connection timed out, please close and reconnect.

So during the time he takes control of my pc ( basically running speed test, clearing cookies, etc. it times out)
Thank you. Have a nice day.

I checked all the settings and the speed is very slow and for this you need to call on our voice tech suppot on 800-567-6789.
1.6 hours disconnects my ***, and tells me what I originally called them for.


I am ranting, you had to be here unless you have been through it. They take 5 mins to respond to every question. IM GOING EARTHLINK
Reply
Old Dec 13, 2007 | 09:59 PM
  #2  
djsanchez2's Avatar
TECH Addict
iTrader: (14)
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,727
Likes: 0
From: Simi Valley, CA.
Default

Good for you bro!! **** that ****! You know he was some ****** out in India who has never even been trained on any of the equipment or how it works.

Funny story:
My dad was going through one of the same tech issue resolution centers and while on the call got frustrated with the guy and ended up pounding his fists onto the keyboard. That **** was straight comedy!! We are still missing the esc button from that lil outburst.
Reply
Old Dec 13, 2007 | 10:09 PM
  #3  
Smokin00WS6's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
20 Year Member
iTrader: (4)
 
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,080
Likes: 0
From: Pennsylvania
Default

my blood pressure went up reading that. i can only imagine yours
Reply
Old Dec 15, 2007 | 10:36 AM
  #4  
ls 2 goat's Avatar
On The Tree
 
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 197
Likes: 0
Default

Oh I would be HOT..**** that...I hate how they have outsourced everything to india
Reply
Old Dec 16, 2007 | 12:41 AM
  #5  
southern69chevy's Avatar
On The Tree
 
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 144
Likes: 0
From: Tennessee
Default

Yeah i hate those little turds in india. I was talking to Dell for like 3 weeks to try and send someone to my house to fix my computer. They wouldn't do it. Ihad like the best home in service and all that ****. Then they tried to send a guy over on Thanksgiving Day after we told the son of a bitch that it was a holiday, over here. Found out that my hard drive went psycho. I tried to get it backed up to try and save some of my stuff and it crashed 2 of my buddys computers. So I had the Blue Screen of Death.
I Hate talking to those bastards. Its like talking to a pile of ****.
Reply
Old Dec 16, 2007 | 12:56 AM
  #6  
chromeplated500's Avatar
TECH Resident
iTrader: (10)
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 804
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by Smokin00WS6
my blood pressure went up reading that. i can only imagine yours
me tooo.... I had this happen Dell got onto my computer, and just decided to reinstall everything. almost 4,000 songs, extra programs (norton, microsoft office, photshop) and everything was gone. ended up getting office back and the rest is bye bye... and they said "we were fixing your problem sir"
Reply
Old Dec 16, 2007 | 02:03 AM
  #7  
LordOfChaos's Avatar
Launching!
iTrader: (3)
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 219
Likes: 0
From: Hurlburt Field, FL
Default

dude... mailbomb lmfao.
Reply
Old Dec 16, 2007 | 04:44 PM
  #8  
Tainted's Avatar
TECH Senior Member
iTrader: (9)
 
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,425
Likes: 2
From: Indianapolis
Default

them lil bejing ******* know their stuff huh?
Reply
LS1 Tech Stories

The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time

story-0

Amazing '71 Camaro Restomod Is Modern Muscle Car Under the Skin

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

6 Common C5 Corvette Failures and What's Involved In Repairing Them

 Pouria Savadkouei
story-2

Retro Modern Bandit Pontiac Trans AM Comes With Burt Reynolds' Autograph

 Verdad Gallardo
story-3

Top 10 Greatest Cadillac V Series Performance Models Ever, Ranked

 Pouria Savadkouei
story-4

Top 10 Most Powerful Chevy Trucks Ever Made!

 
story-5

Hennessey's New Supercharged Silverado ZR2 Has 700 HP

 Verdad Gallardo
story-6

Coachbuilt N2A Anteros Is an LS2-Powered C6 Corvette In Italian Clothes

 Verdad Gallardo
story-7

Awesome K5 Blazer Restomod Comes With C7 Corvette Power

 Verdad Gallardo
story-8

10 Camaros You Should Never Buy

 
story-9

10 LS Engine Myths That Refuse to Die

 Verdad Gallardo
Old Dec 16, 2007 | 09:27 PM
  #9  
Vortec 4300's Avatar
Teching In
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 13
Likes: 0
From: NorCal
Default

Last time I called support I was pissed when the indian dude told me to he couldnt understand me and to speak more clearly. I was like wait last time I checked I was an American whos first and only language is english, not Apu owner of the Kwikemart. Right before he told me he couldnt understand me I was gona tell him the same thing.
Reply




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:38 PM.

story-0
Amazing '71 Camaro Restomod Is Modern Muscle Car Under the Skin

Slideshow: This heavily modified 1971 Camaro mixes classic muscle car styling with a fifth-generation Camaro interior and modern LS3 power.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-12 18:06:42


VIEW MORE
story-1
6 Common C5 Corvette Failures and What's Involved In Repairing Them

Slideshow: From wobbling harmonic balancers to failed EBCMs, these are the issues that define long-term C5 ownership and what repairs typically involve.

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-05-07 18:44:57


VIEW MORE
story-2
Retro Modern Bandit Pontiac Trans AM Comes With Burt Reynolds' Autograph

Slideshow: A modern Camaro transformed into a retro icon, this limited-run "Bandit" build blends nostalgia with brute force in a way few revivals manage.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-21 13:57:02


VIEW MORE
story-3
Top 10 Greatest Cadillac V Series Performance Models Ever, Ranked

Slideshow: Cadillac didn't just crash the high-performance luxury vehicle party, it showed up loud, supercharged, and occasionally a little unhinged...

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-04-16 10:05:15


VIEW MORE
story-4
Top 10 Most Powerful Chevy Trucks Ever Made!

Slideshow: Top ten most powerful Chevy trucks ever made

By | 2026-03-25 09:22:26


VIEW MORE
story-5
Hennessey's New Supercharged Silverado ZR2 Has 700 HP

Slideshow: Hennessey has turned the Silverado ZR2 into a 700-hp off-road monster with supercharged V8 power and a limited production run.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-24 18:57:52


VIEW MORE
story-6
Coachbuilt N2A Anteros Is an LS2-Powered C6 Corvette In Italian Clothes

Slideshow: A one-off sports car that looks like a vintage Italian exotic-but hides a C6 Corvette underneath-just sold for the price of a new mid-engine Corvette.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-23 18:53:41


VIEW MORE
story-7
Awesome K5 Blazer Restomod Comes With C7 Corvette Power

Slideshow: A heavily reworked 1972 K5 Blazer swaps its off-road roots for a low-slung street-focused build with modern V8 power.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-09 18:08:45


VIEW MORE
story-8
10 Camaros You Should Never Buy

Slideshow: There are thousands of used Camaros on the market but we think you should avoid these 10

By | 2026-02-17 17:09:30


VIEW MORE
story-9
10 LS Engine Myths That Refuse to Die

Slideshows: Which one of these myths do you believe?

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-01-28 18:10:11


VIEW MORE