nothing to do with nitrous, but nice story to share.
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From: East Side Performance! mASShole
nothing to do with nitrous, but nice story to share. got this e-mail, thought it was pretty funny stuff
A 5 year old's first job
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that
we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew
began to build a house on the empty lot.
The family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on
and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them "Gems-in-the-rough," (more or less), adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her
ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied,
"I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those ******** at Home Depot
ever deliver the ******' Sheet Rock..."
A 5 year old's first job
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that
we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew
began to build a house on the empty lot.
The family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on
and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them "Gems-in-the-rough," (more or less), adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her
ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied,
"I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those ******** at Home Depot
ever deliver the ******' Sheet Rock..."
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From: East Side Performance! mASShole
another good one for ya.
The boss was facing cutbacks and had to let somebody go.
He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because the were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would dismiss the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
The boss was facing cutbacks and had to let somebody go.
He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because the were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would dismiss the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
Thats great so I will add one..
Girl on a Plane
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know ****?
Girl on a Plane
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know ****?
