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Old 11-22-2005, 08:42 PM
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Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser

Tue Nov 22,12:01 PM ET

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the
genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking
women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies
approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and
got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like
that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers)
can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County
jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and
criminal damage.
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Ouch!
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Those things have barbed prongs......I have been present at the ER & in the field with paramedics for removal of them from many a suspect and I cannot even imagine how much that woulda hurt having em stuck in the sack.

Of course it sounds like dude got a lil of what he deserved.
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I cant stop laughing, friggin perv got what he deserved.
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That is some funny *** ****. But damn................that would not feel to good.
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Holy nut-zapper Batman, that had to hurt!!! Focusing that much energy in that small of a body part....damn! I gotto go search the internet now. Knowing the sense of humor of some nurses, there just may be pics floating around somewhere.
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what, no video?

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Originally Posted by WAHUSKER
Holy nut-zapper Batman, that had to hurt!!! Focusing that much energy in that small of a body part....damn! I gotto go search the internet now. Knowing the sense of humor of some nurses, there just may be pics floating around somewhere.
You think there was some redness and swelling ? LMAO!
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Originally Posted by 99blancoSS
I cant stop laughing, friggin perv got what he deserved.
Yep. The nurses were probably told to take pictures "for future cases".

I wonder if they had to have someone lift em' and say "cheese"

(I couldn't resist that one, it was too easy )



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