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Old 06-19-2006, 08:06 PM
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Man some guy pissed me off today, talking about his SRT-4 Spoken stupid dumb Neon in English. We were sitting around have a friendly Chat about the track and drag racing in general. I mentioned the Camaro and he says..."My wife those are white trash cars" I was like "What? And even if they are you still drive a Neon" "Well it out run your Camaro" Me "Yep" I said "Anytime you want to race my 12 second WS6 I am your huckleberry.
"Oh well I can't out run that"
What a goof and he was the one with a Mullet.

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Old 06-19-2006, 08:11 PM
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After son got back from Phoenix where Neon rulz! he came up with a funny acronym:

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Old 06-19-2006, 08:45 PM
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SO let me get this straight? A guy driving the "white trash" of front wheel drive cars called your car white trash?

That is some funny **** right there I don't care who you are
Old 06-19-2006, 08:59 PM
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Well,................"Alls well that ends well" at least in this case. These younger guys only know what they see on "nopi" tuner and "pimp my ride" realy they are not that different than all of us that came before them. Mid 12s !!! NOW HE KNOWS!!!!!!! I think what they dont understand is outside the factory "programs" none of those neons or colbalts ect. ect. are doing that much at the tracks around the country! And besides every time he saw any of those cars on all those "boy racer" T.V. shows they were ALWAYS surrounded by lots of **** and ***! And Im sure you remember what effect that had on you guys!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sorry, he was bragging about beating a bone stock, 12+ year old car with 121,000 miles on it????
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Funny thing is the guy is older than me!
But yes...They always have nice boobies and bottoms around them, so they can't be all bad...Nah, Front wheel drive sucks.
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Originally Posted by My1st Truck
Nah, Front wheel drive sucks.
You hurt my Impy's feelings...
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Sorry, but it hurt the Jettas feelings too, and I don't care!
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Originally Posted by My1st Truck
Sorry, but it hurt the Jettas feelings too, and I don't care!
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FWD sucks ***...
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Neon SRT-4? Even a H2 can beat em... well at least mine can
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was it a red neon, and was the driver kinda short with glasses. cause my friends dad has one, he thinks a stage 3 will blow the doors off a ne viper. and that an ls1 camaro is a mid 14 sec car tops.
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My name is Steve and I have two Mullet Mobiles
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Not a red neon...It is black, runs 12.90 to 13.20 consistenly and 12.60 in good air on drag radials at a whooping 106 mph.
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Damn Stephs car has 148,000 miles on it and it runs right in the middle of those times! I think I better build her a new bullet! Cant have some new Four banger with a Hair dryier getting to far ahead of our 11 year old heap!
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Originally Posted by TwoFast4Lv
Damn Stephs car has 148,000 miles on it and it runs right in the middle of those times! I think I better build her a new mullet! Cant have some new Four banger with a Hair dryier getting to far ahead of our 11 year old heap!
Did you really mean to say mullet in the post above? I don't think Steph would look right with a mullet hairdo. That wouldn't be good at all!
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Originally Posted by TwoFast4Lv
Damn Stephs car has 148,000 miles on it and it runs right in the middle of those times! I think I better build her a new bullet! Cant have some new Four banger with a Hair dryier getting to far ahead of our 11 year old heap!
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I wish I could still do a mullet



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