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Old 11-30-2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by mullenh
thats probably true. i have an employee who put 'vtech' on her 300Z and on her vette she put 'Type R'. I had to tell her what they meant.
you should have slapped her
Old 11-30-2006, 12:38 AM
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I think Doc Brown meant that a capacitor in a state of flux makes time travel possible.
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just tell'em what they wanna hear. "yea i got one of them corvette racing chips in there". I love makin **** up too. "I took my chip out and it went faster" . LOL You should see some of the looks i get from that one.
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Originally Posted by BigDaddyBry
Its an *** clad in thong.
Exactly!
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Whats cool is when you encounter another person in an LS1 who has a "chip" and is offering you advise. Those guys are the coolest. I have to take it all in too.
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Originally Posted by mullenh
oh i like that, do you use halogen or incandesent fluid?
Would you be talking about that sound clip where the radio station pranks that girl into thinking they needed to replace all this nonexistant stuff? If so do you have a link to it or the one about the guy and his 88 iroc camaro?

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Sorry for going off topic, but what exactly is that a picture of in your sig???
Was it that hard to figure out?
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Originally Posted by pwrtrip75
Whats cool is when you encounter another person in an LS1 who has a "chip" and is offering you advise. Those guys are the coolest. I have to take it all in too.
lol, someone offered me a chip for a 98-02 for $200. He said it was a Stage 2 I was like ah, no thanks, I didn't even think they made chips for LS1's.
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[QUOTE=Beaflag VonRathburg]Would you be talking about that sound clip where the radio station pranks that girl into thinking they needed to replace all this nonexistant stuff? If so do you have a link to it or the one about the guy and his 88 iroc camaro?


no i don't i wish i did
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wow theres other people who get the "chip" question thank god I thought I was the only one. It does it old though especially when somebody wants to argue with you about your own car.
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Hey does your car have a chip?



Back in the day they only had PROMs (programmable read only memory) and the only way you could change the timing...etc is by changing/soldering a chip into your pcm mainboard.

Now we have flash / EEPROM (electrically erasable memory) that allows us to use programs like hptuners to change parameters
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I live in st. Louis county, Missouri and i go through the same crap all the time. People will ask are you chipped or you have it chipped. I feel like
telling them yea it's chipped and for a really fun night give your girl friend
some spanish fly.
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so how much does it usually cost to get it tuned to be able to run a good size cam?
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Zombies! 4.5 years has to be some sort of record!
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Originally Posted by MeentSS02
Yes, it actually is. Anything off of Ebay (especially for that price) is ALL about performance.
Yeah, just like the $39 Ebay electric supercharger !!!
Old 07-04-2011, 11:44 AM
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why, yes i do have a chip.
but no noss, becuz that stuff eats up the engine seals.
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Originally Posted by 80/TA/LT1
Yeah, just like the $39 Ebay electric supercharger !!!
Fresh out of high school, i dropped one of those into my 2.7L v6 Sebring lmao...my friend had one in his 2002 Dakota R/T, he swore it gave him like 5 hp. I looked up online (after I'd spent the money) and discovered that they actually slow down the flow of air. He just installed a Kenne Bell in the R/T and tells me he's going to walk all over my z28 when it's finished...




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