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Old 01-02-2005 | 06:51 PM
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Talking Hey Guys Who does this sound like?? I will give you one guess.

Girl comes in for a Checkup

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A few months later, the girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of months later, the girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

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Old 01-02-2005 | 06:55 PM
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hmmmm....hmmmmm.....hmmmmm....lemme think....oh yea.....noshow titty
Old 01-02-2005 | 07:07 PM
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Damn thats good Just a little experimentation on her part I bet
Old 01-02-2005 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by lnuxhakr
hmmmm....hmmmmm.....hmmmmm....lemme think....oh yea.....noshow titty

Oh I'm sorry... want a piece of ***, hit up a brothel... you might find what you are looking for there... or you could borrow one of Tims goats
Old 01-02-2005 | 07:29 PM
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Oh I'm sorry... want a piece of ***, hit up a brothel... you might find what you are looking for there... or you could borrow one of Tims goats

lame...but a good suggestion on the brothel...how 'bout I swing by around 10?
Old 01-02-2005 | 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by lnuxhakr
lame...but a good suggestion on the brothel...how 'bout I swing by around 10?
10 is not good, the Mustang crowd has it reserved fron 10-12 sorry....
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Originally Posted by lnuxhakr
lame...but a good suggestion on the brothel...how 'bout I swing by around 10?



Originally Posted by ss rally red
10 is not good, the Mustang crowd has it reserved fron 10-12 sorry....
Old 01-02-2005 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ws6speedemon
or you could borrow one of Tims goats
well, from what we are all hearing about you, that might be safer
Old 01-02-2005 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by granitemonkey
well, from what we are all hearing about you, that might be safer

Old 01-02-2005 | 08:22 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA soo many good replies to the lessi, it would take me all night to quote.
Goats, boy, that's a new comeback. Why don't you go lick a **** and practice up on your cumbacks, cause from what I hear, the guys are being left a bit undersatisfied.
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ws6speedemon
Oh I'm sorry... want a piece of ***, hit up a brothel... you might find what you are looking for there
Athens works just as well.
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tim98TA
BWAHAHAHAHAHA soo many good replies to the lessi, it would take me all night to quote.
Goats, boy, that's a new comeback. Why don't you go lick a **** and practice up on your cumbacks, cause from what I hear, the guys are being left a bit undersatisfied.
Id like to see proof of that... of course you cannot... end of story, go back to the barn...
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by granitemonkey
well, from what we are all hearing about you, that might be safer

Really? Last time I checked Jon99FRC doesn't talk to you....
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by BadAndy
Athens works just as well.
go there often? jk BadAndy...
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ws6speedemon
Really? Last time I checked Jon99FRC doesn't talk to you....
I heared he removed his blower..........
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:55 PM
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Hahahaahah.
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ws6speedemon
go there often? jk BadAndy...
Hell yes. Just got back today.
Old 01-02-2005 | 08:58 PM
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so she's done it once, who cares. you know u'd be all into watching it also so get off her case.... even though she loves da pu$$... like all of us

bottom line... get off her back
Old 01-02-2005 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ss rally red
I heared he removed his blower..........
he did... nice pun though... very funnah
Old 01-02-2005 | 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BadAndy
Hell yes. Just got back today.

ah ur a regular! do they give you special rates?


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